I'm an 18th level human DUer.

[DrWeird]

Str: 18/42
Con: 12
Dex: 8
Int: 19
Wis: 7
Chr: 3

Dr. Weird is a human DUer who fights and casts spells at an 18th level. He typically fights with Trollslayer, a +4 Vorpal Sword, in his right hand; and in his left Freepcrusher, a +2 morningstar which on a roll of 20 automatically maims freepers. Dr. Weird always wears his Full Plate Mail of Righteous Indignation, which grants him 90% magic resistance and +2 on all saving throws vs. right wing propaganda. Any republican who attempts to don this armor will instantly be teleported to Jubilex's slime covered abode in the Abyss. No saving throw.

Dr. Weird can often be found between adventures in the DU Lounge, in DU, the City of One Thousand Tokers. Where he and his companions divide their loot and plan further raiding expeditions into monster populated dungeons.

[specter]

1. DUDE

you been playn tooooo much d-n-d :P

[EstimatedProphet]

2. Pretty good, but

if you are dominant in your right hand (which is your main weapon, since a +4 vorpal sword will ALWAYS outclass a +2 morningstar), and you have a dexterity of 8, AND you're using a weapon as notoriously hard to control as a morningstar in your non-dominant hand?!
Recipe for disaster...

[DrWeird]

3. I use my DUer two handed fighting bonus.

As per ranger. Plus my strength bonuses make up for the remaining penalties.

[Blue-Jay]

4. Sure, but can you defeat a "freep-lich"?

It might require a vorpal blade.

Or the truth.

[DontBlameMe]

5. 2nd Edition??

That's so......90's.

[Deja Q]

6. You missed one attribute:

STA ("stamina")

And do we want to know!

:D :D :D

(edit: grammar)