Why did George W. Bu$h select Cheney for his running mate?

[Norbert]

Because for the first time in his life he can say he has a big Dick. :silly:

[Catherine Vincent]

1. LOL!

And here, I thought it was a serious question. Good one!

[burythehatchet]

8. That suit Clinton is wearing

is one of the finest I've ever seen.

[TacticalPeek]

2. I thought Dick came up short

of VP prospects.

[oostevo]

3. If I recall,

Cheney headed the committee to select a VP and he nominated himself. So Bush didn't really pick him.

[roguevalley]

5. he had everyone else go through the vetting procedure and tell their

secrets and reveal their finanaces and then picked himself.
Boy does he have enemies in the repug side for this.

[Jacobin]

4. That's like asking:

Why did Mickey Mouse pick Walt Disney to draw him?

[TacticalPeek]

6. ROFLMAO!

:toast:

[camero]

7. Yep

And it's still in an undisclosed location. :D