Sexier April MAXIM cover girl (trust me, click on this)

[Paragon]

Poll question: Sexier April MAXIM cover girl (trust me, click on this)

Yes, this is real -- 1/3 of the copies distributed will have the Marge cover, while the rest will (ahem) always have Paris.

[gottaB]

1. I want Ingrid Bergman!

there's no comparison

[Systematic Chaos]

2. How the hell can anybody vote for someone named after a #($(#&*$# HOTEL?

I'll go with Marge anyday just to spite Ms. Mariott.

[Quetzal]

3. Umm....I don't know

:shrug:

[ClintonTyree]

4. In many ways..........

Marge Simpson is more real than Paris. Spoiled little rich girls that knowingly tape sex in the back of a car and then 'act surprised' when it's being shown all over the internet, don't cut it in my book. If her last name wasn't HILTON, nobody would ever give her a second look. She'd be just another out of work 'heroin chic' model on the streets.
Marge on the other hand........Oh.......that blue hair drives me wild!

[DarkPhenyx]

5. ok, just for you, a mental image.

Marge in a leather bustier! "Have you been a bad boy?"

[He loved Big Brother]

6. All they care about is LOOOOVE!

;)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

7. Ew! Definitely Marge

Paris Hilton is hideous!