No I've had enough "cold medicine" what I need is some CAPTIONs

[underpants]

[Az]

1. George mistakes the order to lean a bit more to the right as literal

[underpants]

2. The look of having to answer without having done the homework

:bounce:

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. Can I be excused to go to the bathroom? Oops! Too late...

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[commander bunnypants]

4. WHEEEEEEEE

gawd I love Robitussin. kinda like my days, when I liked cocaine


DDQM

[terrya]

5. "Live long and prosper. Dammit, I still can't do that Vulcan thing"

[peekaloo]

6. Hey DipShit, what's the current number of countries that support

your f*cked up war on terra?

[cosmicdot]

7. Faux Reporter: "The pResident is looking especially cheerful

today ... you have to be here to appreciate the enthusiasm and energy here ... back to you ... " ... thinking Mic is off continues: do you think the couch potatoes and freepers bought it?

[skip fox]

8. W. is "thinking": "Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm REALLY freakin' glad to be here,

blah, blah, blah. And all you rubes should give me tons of money so I can win again, etc., etc., etc. And I REALLY shiv a get about this wonderful country, and so forth. And we're gonna do great things together, yada, yada. And I really wouldn't want to be anywhere other than here, in this great freakin' city, wherever the freak it is, talking to all you incredible shitheads. And so forth. Geez. I'm tired already."

[LionInWinter]

9. Yeah, Pickles said I'd rub my hand raw iffin I didn't switch ..

ta tha lef one, but how was I ta know? I mean I was so "in the moment", iffin ya know what I mean.

[Ganja Ninja]

10. So long until the next lie.

[Richardo]

11. "Good night, and may God bless..."

[Ganja Ninja]

12. Mr. pResident is that blood on your hand?

[VOX]

13. "Damn, that prune juice is startin' to work."

:evilgrin"

[BringEmOn]

14. "The rumor is completely false...

....there's no hair on my palms."

[BringEmOn]

15. M&M's....They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

[skip fox]

16. No caption, this time, but doesn't he look like he hates the job?

And/or that he's perhaps disgusted with fund raising? He looks like shit.

n/t