Tha Galloping Gourmet of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

"Listen, I don't give a shit what you think! If I want spicy mustard on my peanut butter sandwich, you better goddamn well make sure it's there! Got it? And make sure I got plenty of potato-chips to crumble in my soup." (Thinking to himself: 'Geez. It's sure ain't easy being president all the time.')

[Endangered Specie]

1. George inadvertanly dials 1-900-Sex-Talk

[XNASA]

2. Somebody please photoshop that image so that the coil cord...

...appears to be connected to the earpiece, instead of the mouthpiece, of the handset.

Now, that would be funny.

[skip fox]

3. That would be lovely!

n/t

[Ganja Ninja]

4. Hello is this Buckingham Palace? Do you have Prince Albert...

in a can?... You do! Well you better let him out right away. (click)Tee He He I just love messing with the queens head like that.

[Fenris]

5. "Dammit, Karl, I don't care what my poll numbers say..."

"And I don't care what the public thinks, or what the law says. This is my decision, 'cause I'm the President. It says so on my jacket. Now you listen here and you listen good...you tell your boys that I plan on fully endorsing that William Hung feller as the next American Idol, and that's final!"

[readmylips]

6. Ma, Go get Kerry for me...

you know you're the most evil Ma on earth..

[myrna minx]

7. Hey Andy, is there an Amanda Hugandkiss here?

[underpants]

8. Aw Diddy you said you'd take me to ride a pony

:cry:

[Kadie]

9. Hi Mom, Yes Mom

Ok mom, we will take care of it right away. I will tell Karl. Ok mom. Yes Mom.

[skip fox]

10. Another CAPTIONable moment!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x907643

[cosmicdot]

11. do I look pResidential yet? how about now?

W is thinking: this growing into the pResidency thing gets tiring after almost 4 years

[VOX]

12. "Jes' leave the goddamn coke in a brown paper bag by the gate!"

"Mah men'll know what to do. Damn, Ah git cranky without mah shit."

[LionInWinter]

13. "Wadda ya mean ...

Musharraf says he got the guy responsible for 9-11 surrounded? I jus looked outside an didn't see anyone!"

[skip fox]

14. "No offense, Tony, but I don't need support so much as another

CAPTION!"