CAPTION the proof creationists can't deny

[underpants]

[underpants]

1. pResident Zoolander

[commander bunnypants]

4. my brother in law was in Zoolander

DDQM

[StopTheMorans]

2. I sure do hope these "oops I crapped my pants"

really can hold two pounds of feces, or this is going to be a long press conference!

[underpants]

3. Ooooo...uh...Oooooozbuh...Oooozbek----ee-stan

Uzbekistan
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2003/03/20030325-9.html

[commander bunnypants]

5. The Chimp is thinking

Whqat did I do wrong, why does the world hate me, I wanna be a real president.

Mommy , dont hit me again.


DDQM

[RobertSeattle]

6. Hmmm

MEMO

From: Karl Rove, White House Political Director
To: Director of Primate Research, National Zoo

Subject: Special Assistance Request

Director,

We need assistance in regards to a High Ranking White House official. We need professional assistance in developing techniques that will help inhibit this individual from displaying certain simian facial displays. Your immediate assistance is requested. You must be discrete. (BTW, funding for your federal research will be up 200% in the next fiscal year if this proves successful)


Karl Rove

[Bush_Unemployed_04]

7. Hey, this super glue tastes purdy gooood.....n/t

[cosmicdot]

8. W: OK, will someone remove all the vote Democratic signs from the room.

[phaseolus]

9. *SNrRrRrRrRrT ... Psssssshhhhhhhw .... mimimimimi!!!

n/t

[wysimdnwyg]

10. AP: The world was mildly surprised today...

when an article in the latest issue of Science Magazine claimed conclusive proof that man evolved from early primates. The proof? President George W. Bush. Scientists tested the President's blood and were able to prove, without a doubt, that he was a step backwards along the evolutionary chain.

Officials at the White House responded that this is all according to God's plan. Per these officials, this plan uses not a chain, but a cycle of evolution, which will result in the eventual return of man to the realm of apes. Therefore, President Bush is simply more evolved than the rest of humanity.