I really feel left out. Like an outsider here in the lounge. I'm pretty much used to it, I guess.

[Ptah]

I don't watch TV programs that I don't like.

I kinda wish I did.

Then I could espouse eloquently about déclassé stuff and crap.

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. If it were not for network and cable news...

and maybe the Weather Channel...I doubt that I would watch any TV at all (Oh, and the History Channel once in awhile also).

[datasuspect]

12. if you didn't watch the news or history channel

i would almost think we were soulmates.

[madinmaryland]

2. See, I made the mistake of giving my wife the remote.

BIG MISTAKE.

Never let the wife control teh remote or you will be watching crap!

:hi:

[Ptah]

3. Give her phone number and I'll call her and relay your complaints.

Glad to help.

[GreenPartyVoter]

4. I am so telling on you, and she will so be kicking your heiny!

:P

[madinmaryland]

5. skittles has already promised to kick my ass!

:hi:

[GreenPartyVoter]

6. I dunno what we would do without Skittles to keep everyone in line. LOL

[madinmaryland]

7. I sent my wife to bed. STAY AWAY from MY remote!!!!

:rofl:

:hi:

[av8rdave]

9. There's something even worse than that

Never let her get control of the Tivo. I don't think I can take another home improvement show! The machine is completely cluttered with that stuff.

[GreenPartyVoter]

10. In my home my family has to bear with all the cheerleading shows, but the end result is the same.

:P

[madinmaryland]

15. She has the DVR cluttered with her soap operas and other evening drama crap.

Well, I have figured out how to record Olbermann!

:D

[seemunkee]

8. Your music sucks!

Does that work for you?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

11. what TV programs do you like?

:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. My dear Ptah!

You will NEVER be an outsider in my book!

I watch very little TV too...I always feel left out when folks talk about this show or that...

Fuck 'em, I say!

:hug:

[Dr. Strange]

14. Outside of sports, I only watch two shows: Heroes and FlashForward.

Why waste time watching junk you don't like? Spend more time reading the classics, listening to jazz, or looking at porn. :)

[madinmaryland]

17. I thought you spent a lot of time writing your many volumes of WTFery!

[Dr. Strange]

19. Not a lot of time.

But I really need to get back to work on my latest.

[datasuspect]

16. we're doing it on purpose

Brought to you by the Lounge Consortium for the Elimination of Sunflowers.

[la_chupa]

18. who are all those people

on magazine covers in the grocery store check out line?

I know who the John & Kate people are even though I wish I didn't, but that's it.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

20. It's okay. You get the rebel factor.

You get to lean up against the wall and smoke a cigarette. And everyone else will wonder, "Who is that mysterious Ptah? He's aloof, but cool. I bet he has a hidden story"