Is Your Yak Fair and Balanced?

[CO Liberal]

:-)

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. No.

My yak is swarthy and lacks coordination.

On edit: He's been into the booze again. Always stumbles around after that.

[rooboy]

2. No, but my Yak is trademarked. n/t

[Throckmorton]

3. Only when he stays on his lithium,

otherwise he acts just like the Fox News Channel.

[rock]

4. No, but my tightrope walking is the talk of the local town pageant

So you could say, my balance is yakked about at the fair. (I hope I'm not infringing on anybody's rights by saying this).

[ozymandius]

5. Moy Yak got them-thar staggers and jags.

Keeps rubbing his crinkly hide against the telephone pole. I worry sometimes that I'll have to outfit him with special training wheels but don't know where on his hide to set the bolts.