the questionable gesture of all CAPTIONs

[cosmicdot]

W shuns reporters yelling it's a pen dammit not a ciggy ... just give Laura and me 5 minutes will ya.

[terrya]

1. "Stop! In the Name of Love" - Bush doing his lousy Diana Ross impression.

[Semi_subversive]

2. I brought along my Sharpy

Can I autograph that American flag for you?

[veganwitch]

3. jedi mind trick!!

beat that silent bob!

[Az]

4. I did not steal Bob Doles pen

[skip fox]

5. "So if I tell the freakin' tide to stop, it had better stop. Right there

and not one more second! I got some good contacts. You bet."

[johnnie]

6. "Got the straw....

...who's got the blow?"

[peekaloo]

7. *warning kiddies* No more autographs......I gotta cramp in my

masturbatin' hand.

[underpants]

8. Snap snap snap You betta talk to the hand Kofi

:grr:

[skip fox]

9. "Yo, yo, yo! Get like low! From the windows to the walls, till

the sweat runs down in balls or something, like I'm stacked with my shorties. Got gold and cheese. My necklace is a midget or something. Yo, yo, yo!"

[Badger1]

10. Wanna See Me

pull a big fatty out of my sleeve?

[VOX]

11. "Ah'm palming me a fat-ass joint, and Ah'm gonna toke up..."

"As soon as Laura's not lookin'."

[skip fox]

12. DU, this was a great day of CAPTIONing, but

don't let's flag now . . . just when the race is ours. (We could be in CAPTIONing heaven by tomorrow afternoon.