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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-21-09 01:26 PM
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Okay, I just got screwed on my fortune cookie.
I open it up, and all I find is a thin, 2 millimeter high slice of paper. No fortune. There is half of the "Learn Chinese" instruction on the back as to the word "Breakfast", but even the translation is cut off. So I even get screwed on that.

So I get nothing. Nada. No fortune. Am I really that screwed? Jeez.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-21-09 01:33 PM
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1. It is bad luck to open a fortune cookie if you don't eat it.
And shit, you can't even add "in bed" to that one!
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-21-09 01:55 PM
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2. No fortune=no future?
You might want to hide under the bed for the next couple of days... :scared:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-21-09 02:13 PM
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3. That was my first thought - today is the day he dies. Punishment for misspelling my name, probably.
:P
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-21-09 02:18 PM
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4. "help,i am being held hostage in a chinese fortune cookie factory"
Was in my last fortune cookie.:shrug:
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Rosie1223 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-21-09 02:29 PM
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5. That's Terrible!
Just for you:

http://www.chrisdunmire.com/fun/fortunecookies/
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-21-09 02:44 PM
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6. they don't eat breakfast in the land of china
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