Where to get durable photos of our Dear Leader?

[jmowreader]

I've come up with a new racket and I need your help.

What I want to do is to take durable photos of Mr. Bush and his confederates, laminate them to drum heads then sell them to Democratic percussion players. I can't think of a better way to commemorate the reign of terror perpetrated upon the citizens of our fair land than to decorate your drums as follows:

Bush goes on your snare. You hit that drum the most, therefore the guy you most want to hit goes there.

Cheney, Rice, Powell and Rumsfeld go on your rack toms--the drums that sit on top of your bass drum. If you have less than four rack toms, pick from that list. If you have more than four, choose from any member of the Cabinet.

Gale Norton and Ann Veneman are natural choices for your floor toms.

The batter heads on your bass drums need Ashcroft and Tom Ridge. They are in desperate need of the Drum Head Treatment, but they're too scary to look at...so the bass heads it will be.

What do you put on the bottom heads of your bass drums--the ones you don't hit? Beautiful scenes of America, pre-Bush Maladministration.

[LastKnight]

1. make them goofy pictures though...

nothing dignafied, like bush spitting on the whitehouse lawn or looking chimpish, cheney looking like hes gonna eat somone and so on.

-LK

[jmowreader]

2. Bush or Chimp.com has some good Bush photos...

now how to make them durable enough to last through a set?

[LastKnight]

3. i wonder if you contacted

your company of choice you could have a set of them printed, im not a drummer but i think some companies do some stuff like that, or would if you paid them enough, i know some companies do it with bass drum heads just because bands want thier names on the bass drum, and they prefer it in something a bit more complex than electrical tape lol

-LK