Have you been photographed or videotaped naked?

[NJmaverick]

O8)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. No. That would destroy the camera

and permanently blind the photographer.

[av8rdave]

2. From the chest up only...don't think that counts

Anymore than that would be nothing but a comedy.

[TrogL]

3. frequently

[lillypaddle]

4. Absolutely

Right before my 50th birthday, an artistic friend took nude pictures of me. When I was complaining that they weren't all that good, my best friend said, "Jack, keep those. 20 years from now you will look back at them and say, 'damn, I was HOT.'" Well, 12 years later, "Damn, I was hot." :)

It's all relative, eh?

[Blue_Tires]

5. photo, yes

[redqueen]

6. Never.

[Orrex]

16. ?

:evilgrin:

[redqueen]

49. I have absolutely no idea what you might be trying to imply.

But whatever it is, it wasn't me.

And it was long ago.

Unless it it was recent, and in that case... well, those are private, so that doesn't count.

[Orrex]

55. Ah! Now I understand!

:rofl:

[redqueen]

59. Glad we got that straightened out.

:7

[plcdude]

75. right

me neither

[redqueen]

76. What do you think I am? Some kind of no-class, trampy slut?

I know what's really important in life... and that's what others think of me!

[madeline_con]

7. Yes, and the evidence has mysteriously disappeared.

:shrug: Maybe my ex has it.

[peacefreak]

43. LOL

That's why I made sure I had them during the divorce:rofl:!

[liberaltrucker]

8. I can't afford to replace an expensive camera

:)

[azmouse]

9. Nope.

[blogslut]

10. Yes

:)

[madinmaryland]

11. Have you?

[NJmaverick]

12. Pretty sure I haven't, but one never knows

does one?

[madinmaryland]

14. Ahh. The old "I never knowingly, ....."

Nice post, Barry Bonds!

:D

[seemunkee]

13. No video

my wife has the photos

[petronius]

15. Part of me has - but what is this 'tape' you speak of?

[bluedigger]

17. Check your PM.

:rofl:

[applegrove]

18. They did a screening for scoliosis while I was in grade 8. We had to stand naked in front

of a screen and they took a topographical photo of our naked backsides. Then they published one photograph in the newspaper of one girl who did have scoliosis. I was deemed to have it (but not severely) and the photo could have been me. I was never sure.

[NJmaverick]

30. Those screenings were lame

it seemed like they said almost everyone had it. Although I am puzzled as to why they would need to have you strip below the waist.

[applegrove]

68. In the photo in the newspaper the buttocks really stood out topographically.

I don't know if this is related but one of my legs in a few centimeters shorter than the other. Certainly my lack of "even-ness" extends all the way down below my waist.

[Robeson]

19. Yes, I was about two at the time. Ran out into a family gathering with no...

...clothes on. All caught on tape. I was cute as a button.

[tabbycat31]

20. as an adult--- no

however my parents have several bathtime pics of me (nothing older than 5 or so) and pics of me running up the stairs naked (back side view)

[hunter]

21. Yes.

I'm the handsome devil with the farmer's tan.

[EndersDame]

22. When I posed For Klingon Playboy or PlayWarrior

[NJmaverick]

27. Ha!

:spray:

[Angel]

23. All tastefully done, yes

and yes. Many self portraits.

I am a bit adventurous. :evilgrin:

[NJmaverick]

26. so it appears

:hi:

[rcrush]

24. I'm uploading it now

Enjoy!

[NJmaverick]

28. Something went wrong with your upload

there's no picture. :wtf:

[rcrush]

53. How about now?

[NJmaverick]

54. no it worked

:scared:

[velvet]

25. still have the photos

Looong time ago, black and white studio shots by friends when I was 23. Ah the hotness. Not quite so photogenic these days. Heat has cooled to warm. But it would be interesting to recreate some of those poses and compare and contrast. Except for the ones when I tried to look sexy and just ended up looking dorky.

[raccoon]

29. No. And I strongly urge that none of you do. It may return to haunt you.

If you run for political office some day, or you become a judge, or other things...

[NJmaverick]

31. At least make sure your face isn't clear

Here you go and ruin my fun. :-(

Actually with cameras in virtually every electronic device it seems like any public or semi private display of nudity gets recorded for posterity.

[hunter]

48. Nude pictures of myself are the very least of my worries...

... it's the all the stuff I've written that would cause me trouble! I was never content to simply burn the bridges behind me, I always threw a few hand grenades back across the chasm for good measure.

I've mellowed a bit since my earliest days on the internet, but not by much.

It's not any kind of advice, but I think one of the consequences of modern technology like cell phone cams, twitter, google, facebook, etc., is that we will become more and more suspicious of people who don't have an internet past. If someone doesn't have a few embarrassments posted somewhere for all the world to see we will begin to wonder what they've been hiding.

Nude pictures didn't seem to get in the way of Arnold Schwarzeneger's political ambitions, so we may have reached that place already.

[schmuls]

32. yes

[NJmaverick]

33. No details?

:hi:

[schmuls]

34. My deceased partner was a real voyeur. He asked my best

friend, a gay guy now deceased, to photograph me. Later, Jim (the photographer) told me that he hasn't entirely ruled out having sex with a woman again. So while at the time I felt perfectly comfortable, when he said that I felt odd because he was my good friend and he was sort of telling me that I had turned him on. It didn't hurt the friendship, though. That's my story.

[NJmaverick]

35. That was an interesting story, glad you shared

[MissMillie]

36. why? what have you heard?

:silly:

[NJmaverick]

37. If the price is right, what I heard will never see the light of day

:evilgrin:

[Deep13]

38. No. There are some things I am not willing to inflict on the world. nt

[trof]

39. Yes. Pismo Beach. 1942

I was about 10 months old.
Beach Beefcake, baby!
;-)

[NJmaverick]

41. Did you have a six pack back then?

[trof]

44. Maybe a 2 pack?

[baldguy]

40. Useless without pics

[GoddessOfGuinness]

42. Maybe when I had my first bath.

[guitar man]

45. sure

Anybody who wants them, the set of 12 is $500.00 plus you have to sign an agreement not to duplicate and/or re-distribute....trust me, they're worth it :P


:rofl:

[NJmaverick]

46. Is there a money back satisfaction guarantee?

:hi:

[guitar man]

47. nope

all sales are final, no refunds

:rofl:

[crim son]

50. No that I'm aware of,

happily.

[RadicalGeek]

51. Do Self-Portraits Count?

<EOM>

[NJmaverick]

52. Sure why not...

[Fire Walk With Me]

56. Probably. I don't care.

Edit: "Yes", twice in the past. Recently, I don't know. I've had those sorts of days (stagger)

[proteus_lives]

57. Yes.

And no, I'm not posting links. ;-)

[Kali]

58. surprised at the number saying no

mine were done on the far distant past when there was youthful "hotness" and film.

[NJmaverick]

60. Where did you get it developed?

[Kali]

61. polaroids were self-develpoing

:P

seriously, back in the film days I mostly did it by mail (for all developing, not just naked pix)
why? have you seen something in an antique shop? :rofl:

[NJmaverick]

62. Well I had this friend that worked at the film developer.....

and... err.... :evilgrin:

[Kali]

63. I'd be hella lot more embarassed of my nakedness in public now

doubt if any but a few could even tell they were me anymore :rofl: (or maybe :cry: ???)

[janx]

64. I hope not! n/t

[susanr516]

65. Only as a baby

Now, I'd break the camera--people would probably pay me to put on clothes.

[backwoodsbob]

66. yes nt

[Ohio Joe]

67. oh yes

The last girl I dated was very into using my video recorder. As far as I know she still has the tapes.

[TK421]

69. Photographed once...at a party

but just my backside...no naughty bits! :-)

[abbeyco]

70. Yep, boobs only and

without my face in any of the pix. Been pretty adventurous with past boyfriends and the whole photo thing has been pretty fun.

[hippywife]

71. ...

:rofl:

[kwassa]

72. only a few hundred drawings of me naked.

I worked as a figure model for art classes. It was a good paying part-time job for a poor college student.

[Withywindle]

73. Yes.

That's what you get for having artsy film-major friends in college. I regret nothing.


I am told that one of them showed up in an Athens, GA, short film festival a few years later. MICHAEL STIPE HAS SEEN MY BOOBS (not that he would care).

[mwooldri]

74. As a baby yes. As an adult, I've videotaped nudity...

and taken pictures too. I had full permission of the subject on the grounds that it would never ever get circulated and if she wanted to erase the media at any time that she could. She did erase the media a few days later.

[lukasahero]

77. Not video or photo but drawings yes

And I would with my husband if we ever decided to go that route. It's a little thing we have called trust. If you have it, you know.

[Arugula Latte]

78. All right ... Which DUer is this?

:rofl: