Friday only!! Kiss my hand and grovel before the 'W' - Free of charge!

[President_G_W_Bush]

That's right, kiss my noble fingers with no money down!! You'll still have to check your coat and wallet in with security though, I'm afraid we only allow one President in the White House at a single time. So while kissing my nuclear-capable fingers might not cost you anything, precautionary measures might leave your wallet a bit lighter.

Go ahead, don't be shy!

[name not needed]

1. i can see you

scary isnt it?

[President_G_W_Bush]

4. I can't see you

the crosshairs in my SATLAZSYSCOMLANTDEFMISDEF controls are too thick

[name not needed]

5. Thats why I have a quality sight on my rifle

it works, cause i can see you in it.

[President_G_W_Bush]

6. Are you threatening me?

I'll make you eat your parents. I'll call it "Mr. and Mrs. No Name Needed Chili Con Carne". You do like chili, don't you?

[name not needed]

7. Go eat your pretzel,.

[DuctapeFatwa]

2. Can you tell us when the air assault on Jamaica will begin?

they defied America.

[President_G_W_Bush]

3. I don't read the newspapers, especially about furriners

Says on this list here sometime after Jakarta and before Japan, or is this an Atlas? I can never tell these days, so many country on my 'To Do' list. Get it? To "Do" ?

:nuke: