PASSION OF THE CHRIST/DAWN OF THE DEAD double review

[Paragon]

http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=17222

The last shot of The Passion of the “Christ” is of Jesus getting up from the dead and walking out of his grave. This is the perfect movie to see right before DAWNING OF THE DEAD because it’s like Jesus was the original zombie (O.Z. – only super good-looking and not smelly), so when DAWNING opens it’s like it’s a sequel. Now it’s thousands of years later and the being-a-zombie thing that Jesus started has caught on. In fact, Jesus in the first movie is always telling his buddies to eat his skin and drink his blood. So now it’s today, and the zombie followers are taking that idea really fucking seriously.

DAWNING OF THE DEAD rules as hard as THE PASSION, but it so pusses out on the violence...(more)

[Tummler]

1. Neill Cumpston rules

He's much better than the "legit" reviewers at AICN.

[joeyb]

2. passion vs. dawn

Its funny how hollywood needs to rehash movies from the seventies to try to get audiences.

[DrWeird]

4. Mmhmm.

Hell, Mel Gibson rehashed a story from first century C.E. for crying out loud!

[tishaLA]

5. So what youre saying is...

the first century C.E. is NOT the 70s?!

/sarcasm

[DrWeird]

6. Oh, there were seventies in the first century.

But I don't think Jesus was alive and kicking for that long.

[Elidor]

3. Suffer the little children to come unto me...

So I can EAT THEIR FUCKING BRAINS!!!

I could get into a rabid-Jesus zombie movie. :thumbsup: