Don't you hate it when someone e-mails you without any specifics

[Catholic Sensation]

Being a webmaster, I guess, I sometimes get e-mails from people who say or ask something without giving any specifications.

I'm sure some people remember J. David Chadwick from four/five months ago. His moron twin posted here under the name "Jack Daniel 1216" or something. Anyway, J. David Chadwick suffers from severe delusions of grandeur. For the past four/five months he's e-mailed me trying to goad me into a turfwar like some people are trying to create between People For Change and Democratic Underground. Today he sent me this e-mail:

From: David Chadwick
To: [e-mail]

Subject: Tell me something

Tell me you had nothing to do with this!

Going to his website, there's nothing wrong with it except for his opinion, which is mindbogglingly ignorant. Since I had no idea what he's talking about, I replied:


To: David Chadwick
From: John Szamosi ([e-mail])

Subject: RE: Tell me something

Dear Mr. Chadwick,

If you are talking about the fact most three year olds are more intelligent than you, then I would blame this unfortunate situation on your parents being siblings prior to you and your brother's conception. In case you hadn't noticed, I haven't mentioned you, much less thought of you, since the beginning of January. Personally, I believe you're so desperate for hits that you want another "turf war" where you say something outrageously stupid, and I rip you.

Since none of your e-mails have proven to be worth the four seconds it takes to read them, they will no longer be read.

Blow me,
John

God I hate it that people who are so stupid they'd be dead by now if they lived 100 years earlier, can still use e-mail.

[DS1]

1. Dude, who still uses Rar because newsgroups and ftp warez?

[Catholic Sensation]

2. because the zip file was freaking huge

and rar files somehow compress avi files incredibly

[DS1]

4. nevermind, that is impressive

[devilgrrl]

3. That tool used to post at smirkingchimp.com...

hasn't been there since everyone smacked him down to size. He's a teen-aged punk who called himself "rightwinger." I wonder how enthused he's going to be about The Bush Crime Family should the draft be reinstated, as he's a prime candidate for military service. Come on Mr. "rightwinger" let see you walk the walk! :eyes: Don't count on it.