I am wearing a "Fair and Balanced" THONG!

[matcom]

both my "friends" are being treated "Fairly" due to the fact they are now "balanced"

:D

[GOPisEvil]

1. *spit*

I needed to clean my monitor anyway! :D

[SoFlaJets]

2. AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know from reading your reports at protests that you are a MALE Mat so I won't ask for a picture the mental one is bad enuff.Just like when I was coming on to someone named buns-of-fire and found out that was a male too...hoooooo(shuddering sound)

[FreeperSlayer]

3. Dude, get back to work

You've got waaay too much time on your hands...or something on them, anyway.

[StaggerLee]

4. Hope you got a fair and balanced waxing BEFORE

you donned the thong.

[underpants]

5. They are only comfortable if you "go to the right"

I've found

[LynneSin]

8. I always thought you were leaning to the right

your secret is OUTOUTOUT!!!

[underpants]

9. No I go to my left

YOUR right

:evilgrin:

[ozymandius]

6. Flossing is important. n/t

[Skittles]

7. treating your little friends well

*sweet*

[GOPisEvil]

10. "little friends"

Ouch! :-)

[Skittles]

12. ha ha

no potatoes?

[zbdent]

11. So which "fair and balanced" reporter do you have

tattooed in the center? Scarborough?

[underpants]

13. These are the one's they wear at Fox and the White House