I can't "manscape", so I named my chest hairs

[sangha]

Having little body hair, "manscaping" is not an option for me, so instead of manscaping, I've decided to name my chest hairs. All eight of them.

On the left side we have John, Dennis, and Al, in the middle we have Bob, John, and Dick and on the right we have Joe and Howard.

Joe has little color to him, but is very straight and stiff. Howard is quite colorful but is very sensitive to any criticism. When criticized, he rounds up his spirited friends, the pubes, and they scream their support.

Bob and John are southerners. They are almost stomach hair, and not chest hair, and as a result, are often overlooked. Dick is the most curious one of all. Sometimes, he appears to be moving towards the right, in an effort to "stand" right next to Joe. Other times, he seems to be moving to the left, possibly in an effort to unite with my underarm hairs, who tend to work hard.

John, Dennis, and Al are my favorites. Al is the biggest and most colorful of the chest hairs. He gets all the attention. Dennis has done a fine job (for a chest hair) but I rarely pay attention to him. I suspect he won't be around for much longer. John has been pretty quiet lately, but he has a long history of identifying the dirty hairs.

[wtmusic]

1. Too much time alert!! WoooOOOO! WoooOOOO!

[MissouriTeacher]

3. Maybe I could take some of this...

excess hair that's growing on my back, and transplant it to your chest?

:think:

[thom1102]

2. Stop it!!

My chest hairs are getting jealous!!! If I started naming them, it would take three years, and I would just have to start all over again, 'cause I would never be able to remember them all.

[sangha]

4. SWM ISO SF with a little chest hair

to "tie the knot"

[sangha]

5. shameless kick

.

[MisterP]

6. 9,999 posts

(and I always thought you were a woman)
((are you?))
:+

[sangha]

7. A quick perusal of my chest

suggests the answer is "No"

[Blue_Chill]

8. HA!

this is one of your funniest posts ever Sangha. Not bad! :D

[sangha]

9. Thanks

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