Say something and end it with: "that's how I roll"

[arcadian]

Did you know it's bad luck to shake out a tablecloth outside after dark? I did and I did it any way. That's how I roll.

[Arugula Latte]

1. I wear my leopard print Snuggie to the store. That's how I roll.

[kayakjohnny]

2. I don't ever use the phrase, "That's how I roll".

That's how I ro.... d'oh!

You almost got me.

[kayakjohnny]

3. I always make the ends are breathable but firm, and I run a needle through the whole joint

so the air can get through...

and I make sure not to use too much saliva on the glue, so it's smokable almost immediately.

That's how I roll.

[skygazer]

4. I work with a woman who uses that phrase

Every time she does, I grab her by the throat, slam her against the wall and threaten her with severe bodily harm. That's how I roll.

[Mutley]

5. I hate that phrase with the passion of a thousand burning suns.

That's how I roll.

[styersc]

6. JB 1.5 or Zig-Zag....

...that's how I roll. (Brought to you by the Society of those United to End the popularity of the Blunt).

[KamaAina]

7. I post juicy-looking links that really lead to a cheesy '80s video.

That's how I Rick Roll. :P

[GoCubsGo]

8. I lie down.

I flip on my side. Then my stomach. Then my other side. Then my back. Then my first side... That's how I roll.

[kayakjohnny]

9. Hahahaha... I was waiting for that one.

You saved me from doing it myself.

Ha!

[AllenVanAllen]

10. I can't see shit

when I drive behind your big stupid truck because I drive a Saturn.
Unlike you, I have nothing to prove but that's how I roll...

[Gormy Cuss]

11. This link. That's how I roll.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HrSN7176XI

:P

[Swede]

12. Check this out

cuz that's how I roll

[Mopar151]

13. We'll need to QC that

for even burning, consistency of fill, and herb quality. 'Cuz that's how I roll....

[Jamastiene]

14. I told the nurse at the doctor's office this monring how I REALLY felt.

She asked and I rattled off a list of symptoms a mile and a half long. She was clearly uncomfortable as I listed cramps, bloating, headache, backache, extreme grumpiness, irritability, longing gazes at the Uzi website...REALLY uncomfortable. Well??? She asked! That's how I roll.

[Lethe]

15. I'm bleaching my spikey hair blonde while I make a BBQ sushi dish cause that's how i roll.

OFF THE HOOK!

Pardon me while I adjust the sunglasses on the back of my head and wring the sweat from my single sweatband.

[Fridays Child]

16. Lying on the floor, turning over, again and again. That's how I roll.

[Brickbat]

17. When I'm on fire, first I stop, then I drop. That's how I roll.

EN FUEGO.

[Skittles]

18. I WILL KICK ARCDIAN ASS; THAT'S HOW I ROLL

YES INDEED

[CaliforniaPeggy]

19. I write dark, erotic poetry; that's how I roll...nt

[MilesColtrane]

20. You couldn't think of a better OP than that?

Why don't you wipe the Cheetoh dust off your hands and get out of your Mom's basement?

I've seen brain damaged ferrets come up with more original thoughts, cause that's how I troll.

[timtom]

21. Ok. He looks drunk enough.

Here goes...thwunk!
Good. He's out. Now, to get his wallet...What? Whaddya mean I did it wrong?

That's how I roll.

[Bertha Venation]

22. Run down the stairs, miss a step, break my ankle . . . that's how I roll --

and roll, and roll, down the stairs.

Hard to believe that was fourteen years ago. Close to fifteen. Same day as the OKC bombing.