Why did Mickey and Minnie break up?

[JVS]

[motely36]

1. Cause Mickey met Mighty!

[Arkansas Granny]

2. The way I heard it, Mickey's attorney warned him that he couldn't divorce

Minnie because she was crazy to which Mickey replied "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fuckin' Goofy".

[BOSSHOG]

5. My wife went to DisneyWorld with her brother and his kids

and brought me back a Goofy coffee cup. Its my second favorite (behind my Lone Sailor Cup.)

[cloudbase]

3. It turned out that Mickey was really a rat.

[yawnmaster]

4. Minnie was fucking goofy. eom

[joeybee12]

6. The Meredith Baxter Syndrome...

...sometimes it takes 62 years! ;-)

[kentauros]

7. If you track down a banned comic book collection called

"Uncensored Mouse" you will discover just how mean Mickey often was to Minnie.

For example, one daily strip series had them in a haunted house, trying to get out when Minnie picks that moment to stop and re-apply her makeup. Mickey's comment to her was "You know, Minnie, you're a peach for looks, but you've got applesauce for brains!" ;)

[rurallib]

8. Minnie was caught sucking down some Tom and Jerry

[edbermac]

9. The Mickster was playing Patty Cake with Jessica Rabbit.

And who can blame him? Just can't resist that toon poon.

[bluesbassman]

10. He couldn't handle the minniepause.

:)

[Orsino]

11. "Huh-huh, huh-huh. 'Cause she was, like, *doin'* Goofy. Huh-huh, huh-huh." n/t

[GoCubsGo]

12. When did that happen?

I am always the last to know about these things.

[GreenPartyVoter]

13. When Mortimer came between them.

[old mark]

14. Because it turned out Minnie was fuckin' goofy.....nt

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

15. she was drawn away by Walt