What household problems could Ensign Wesley Crusher fix for you quickly?

[CreekDog]

[Mutley]

1. I would love some wall mounted bookshelves.

I'm sure he could handle that.

[LostInAnomie]

2. Me looking for someone to punch.

So often I have to go without.

[RoyGBiv]

3. I have this car ...

It's old, broken down, rusted out, and needs to be dismantled and never, ever put back together in working condition again.

I'm sure he's the man.

[Auggie]

4. Insomnia

[TZ]

5. Why you be hatin' on Wesley ?

I suppose he could fix my cat tree which is starting to sag to the side a bit...

[GoCubsGo]

6. My lack of a boy toy?

Right now, I don't really have any real household problems. Maybe he can tend the cat boxes for me.

[skygazer]

7. I need some nanites to screw up my computer system

As well as a repulsor beam to push away those pesky meteorites that keep threatening my house with destruction. Oh, and while he's at it, he could totally fuck up my holodeck so some malignant force is able to trap and kill anyone who goes in there.

[arcadian]

8. I'd like to be beamed into a bulkhead,

[Tikki]

9. We could discuss:

A transcendental state in space and time continuum and the principal
of reverse thrust near quasars, quarks, neutrinos and anomalies...:P

That would be fun....
Tikki

[HopeHoops]

10. The leaking bathtub faucet.

Of course, if I had a phaser, I could also just blast it and weld the pipes shut. It wouldn't work anymore, but it also wouldn't leak.

[HopeHoops]

11. That reminds me of the e-mail "Star Trek - The NEXT Drinking Game"

One of the rules was:

"Take a drink every time Wesley saves the ship. Two if nobody thanks him."

[Gidney N Cloyd]

12. I have a time traveler houseguest who won't leave.

He's interesting to talk to but he fades away anytime I need him to help with something. It's getting kind of old.

[TheCentepedeShoes]

13. The garage door

Mr 'pede was leaving for an errand about 6 months ago and forgot to raise the door
BAM!
He sorta fixed it at the time and it worked ok
The door has patiently waited for revenge
Now that the weather is cold it doesn't want to go up more than halfway unless Mr 'pede assists