If you ever met Satan, do you think he would be cool or a total dick?

[LostInAnomie]

Poll question: If you ever met Satan, do you think he would be cool or a total dick?

[denbot]

1. A total Dick, I think he would look and act like this guy..

[HopeHoops]

2. It depends on whether or not he already has a seat saved for you.

If he doesn't have a seat, he'll be cooler than a truck load of hot babes with a pound of great weed.

If there's a seat with your name on it, he has no reason NOT to be a dick.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. no brainer

total fucking dick brain bastard he is. His minions are bad enough.

[Deep13]

4. One of those guys who at first glance seems like a total asshole...

...but when you get to know him turns out to be a good guy who has gotten a bum rap.

[grasswire]

5. only in Hollywood is he cool (eom)

[Orsino]

6. It would piss me off if he insisted on still being addressed as "Mister Vice President." n/t

[gmoney]

7. The answer from "Broadcast News"

"What do you think the Devil is going to look like if he's around? Nobody is going to be taken in if he has a long, red, pointy tail. No. I'm semi-serious here. He will look attractive and he will be nice and helpful and he will get a job where he influences a great God-fearing nation and he will never do an evil thing... he will just bit by little bit lower standards where they are important. Just coax along flash over substance... Just a tiny bit. And he will talk about all of us really being salesmen. And he'll get all the great women. "

[Demoiselle]

8. If he weren't cool, how could he be the Great Tempter?

I mean, Total Dicks have limited shelf life, and he's been around for awhile.

[old mark]

9. I think he'd be like a Newt Gingrich/Karl Rove mix. Dick doesn't even get it, though....nt

[elocs]

10. He would appear to be cool, but at heart would be a total dick.

That's what he does.

[oedura]

12. This. (nt)

...

[skygazer]

11. I was married to him

He seemed cool at first but he was a total dick.

[Arugula Latte]

13. Both. A cool total dick.

Like this:

:evilgrin:

"Better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven."

[Sky Masterson]

14. I bet he'd be awesome!

I'm sure he knows how to party!!:D :party: