Let's say you met the love of your life and the first time you saw them naked...

[arcadian]

you see for the first time a very large and tacky, hideous tattoo, let's say, oh I don't know a large arrow covering most of their stomach and crotchal region pointing to their groin with a dirty message written on it. Would that be enough to dump them and never see them again?

[tekisui]

1. Not until I knew how the sex was.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear arcadian...

It would not be enough to dump them.

Tattoos are reversible, and they can be ignored.

And I very much doubt that anyone you loved that much would surprise you in just that way, but of course I could be wrong...

:shrug:

[Lucian]

3. No.

But of course I have six tattoos...all on my arms.

[Lil Missy]

4. turn the lights off.

[Iggo]

5. Nope. That's the love of my life yer talkin' about.

She'd have to do something far worse than just having an ugly tattoo. (And of course, she did. But that's not important right now...lol.)

[rcrush]

6. please show picture

[bridgit]

7. There's more to suggest I wouldn't have taken them home to begin with

[petronius]

8. If she can get past my juvenile sense of humor and extreme gassiness,

I can ignore a large tacky tattoo... :)

[smalll]

9. So does she have the tattoo, or do you?

If it's you, don't worry about it.

If it's her, well, your OP is just a thinly-veiled bragthread (you just got the "love of your life" "naked" -- bully for you!) begging for one of these:



:shrug:

[Skittles]

10. yes

not because of the hideous ugly tattoo but because they were stupid enough not to give me a hint that it was there before I saw them nekked for the first time

[Quantess]

11. No. Probably not.

First I'd laugh, and then I'm not sure what I'd do.

[rurallib]

18. follow the directions?

[Sky Masterson]

12. No

If it was something racist maybe.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

13. I probably wouldn't have fallen in love with somebody

with that mind set in the first place but if I had, I wouldn't dump him over it. I'd just close my eyes when he got naked.

[zanne]

14. I'd say that person "lives for today"....

Because he sure as hell wasn't thinking of the future when he had such a gross tattoo inked permanently on his body. I'd dump him in a heartbeat.

[KG]

15. i'd just hit it from behind. i hate reading the instuctions first.

[peekaloo]

16. as long as it's not an advertising gimmick like "Joe's Crab Shack"

I might give 'em a pass.

[michreject]

22. Or like the old sandwich boards

that said "Eat at Joe's"

[crim son]

17. I'd put up with a lot for the love of my life, including the tattoo you describe

but we'd never join a nudist colony cuz that'd be embarrassing.

[Chan790]

19. Laugh hysterically...

if they're not laughing too, they're clearly not actually the love of my life. I don't take direction well.

[rug]

20. Not unless the message read "Line Forms Here".

[guitar man]

21. dump her?

Hell no, I'd probably ask her to marry me! :P