Post here if you haven't had sex with Tiger Woods
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Mon Dec-07-09 02:25 PM
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| Post here if you haven't had sex with Tiger Woods |
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It seems he's slept with most women in the United States. I guess I didn't make the cut
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| Jeff In Milwaukee
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Mon Dec-07-09 02:44 PM
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I'm hoping to catch him on the rebound...
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| LynneSin
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Mon Dec-07-09 02:45 PM
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| 2. he's got alot of rebounding to do |
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Mon Dec-07-09 02:59 PM
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| 8. I'm liking my odds about now... |
| arcadian
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Mon Dec-07-09 02:46 PM
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| 3. I once washed his balls. |
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I used to be a caddy at Augusta.
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| Deep13
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Mon Dec-07-09 02:47 PM
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...:( Damn my Scotch goggles!
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| Lucian
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Mon Dec-07-09 02:48 PM
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| 5. I once shined his wood. |
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Edited on Mon Dec-07-09 02:50 PM by Lucian
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| gmoney
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Mon Dec-07-09 02:52 PM
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| 6. From what I've seen, he seems to have a definite physical "type" |
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And if you're not that type, you won't make the cut, most likely.
Odd thing is that it's the same type that Rush seems to marry, although Rush skews a few years older.
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| LynneSin
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Mon Dec-07-09 02:55 PM
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| 7. What type? Female and breathing? |
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Mon Dec-07-09 03:05 PM
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| 9. Black women need not apply. nt |
| Missy Vixen
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Mon Dec-07-09 03:20 PM
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Then again, he's not my type. I'm really into smart, thoughtful and funny, and he's none of the above...
:woohoo:
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Mon Dec-07-09 03:22 PM
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| 11. Technically, we didn't fall asleep... |
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Mon Dec-07-09 03:32 PM
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plus I think his putter's been in way too many holes
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| Giant Robot
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Mon Dec-07-09 03:45 PM
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| 14. I pan on filing a discrimination lawsuit |
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He has not made any mention of a fling with me, and even though I am a married male, I would consider it for the amount of money he would throw my way invariably.
Tiger if you are reading this call me.
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Mon Dec-07-09 03:56 PM
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| 16. Joan Rivers sued Frank Sinatra for palimony for the money she would have gotten |
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by living with him IF he'd asked her.
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| KamaAina
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Mon Dec-07-09 03:51 PM
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| 15. Nope. Can't even score with Tiger. |
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Maybe there's an LPGA equivalent? :shrug:
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