Jeopardy rant - (SPOILER INSIDE!) - rant and hate. Mostly hate. But some rant.

[Rabrrrrrr]

Let me just say this - I love it when a hunt-for-the-double-jeopardy slots asswipe has his ass handed to him by the champion.

Fucking asshole jackasses.

I don't know why, but it really pisses me off when people do that.

Jeopardy is a more genteel kind of game where one shouldn't play like a dick. It's the equivalent of verbal taunting in chess - appropriate in baseball, but not in chess.

And so when some asshole shows up on the game who is a hunter, I love to see them utterly crash and burn and not even have a chance to win by the time the game to its final.

And that's what happened today!

Smug piece of shit fuckwipe cockknocking toad-rapist in the middle today gets his handed to him soundly and roundly.

:rofl:

I hope all his friends and family shun him after they see the episode today.

"Well, Sidarth, you shouldn't have played like an asshole. That's karma, you piece of shit. Now get out of the house."

[Lyric]

1. Dude.

You take your Jeopardy seriously.

:scared:

[MrCoffee]

2. +1 metric ass ton

[rcrush]

3. I hate it when they bet like a wuss on final jeopardy

Bet with confidence!

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. I came for the rant and stayed for the hate.

[Bertha Venation]

5. Rabrrrrrrr.

You might be a happier, more well-adjusted human being if you'd learn to release your frustrations from time to time.

:)

[PVnRT]

10. Actually,

every day, somewhere in the universe, there is a hypernova that releases enormous amounts of gamma ray radiation, easily enough to wipe out all life on Earth. That's how he vents.

[rug]

6. I can't stand people who buy vowels on Wheel of Fortune.

[Mad_Dem_X]

21. OMG, me either!

What a waste of money, IMO. Like, they'll have the "T" and "H" showing, and some dumbass will buy the "E". I hate that!

[MrScorpio]

7. Damn skippy

Go down the fucking category like a normal fucking person

That's the decent way to win

[Soylent Brice]

8. i'll take Anal Bum Cover for $1,000, Alex.

[PVnRT]

9. I always taunt in chess. It helps get into my opponents head.

"Yeah, motherfucker, that move gets TWO exclamation points. Whatcha gonna do now, punk? Kf8? Mate in four, shitstain."

[bookworm65t]

11. I felt the same way

I was glad that his fishing came to naught ! YES!!!

:applause:

[Zomby Woof]

12. YES

The biggest Jeopardy-Asshole behavior is purposely betting on Final Jeopardy just enough to win by $1 if you get the question right. That takes a special kind of dick.

[Frank Cannon]

13. I call them "Dollar Douchebags"

I can't stand the motherfuckers who do that.

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

14. What about when Alex (spoiler)

was talking about planning a big robbery on Super Bowl Sunday?

:wtf:

[pokerfan]

15. I lost on Jeopardy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_JIg9NB47M

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Nobody rants like Rabrrrrrr. Should be a college level class to learn how.

[LynzM]

20. Agreed.

I am in awe. :)

[Rabrrrrrr]

25. Thank you!

[BlueJazz]

17. My bitch is when they (producers) rig the show....like the guy.....

...who was a History buff...He said so at the start of the show...and THEN in double Jep. they have
3 (count um) Three categories that deal SPECIFICALLY with History.

Yeah..real fucking fair...

[Odin2005]

18. LOL!

[Orsino]

19. I don't get it.

How do you distinguish a "hunter"? :shrug:

[gmoney]

22. probably those that don't take the questions from the top down...

Jump right to the 3rd or 4th question in the category, hoping to find the Daily Double.

[Orsino]

23. Ah.

Is the Daily Double really less likely to be at the top of a category?

I'd assumed that those who chose from the middle were merely picking how much to wager at a given moment. I'd hate to think that they were just playing Battleship.

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. Yes, the daily Doubles are never in the top slot, rarely in the second.

Most times in the fourth and fifth, sometimes in the third.

[PVnRT]

26. Assuming there's an equal probability of it being in any square, yes

There are six categories, five questions each, meaning there are six in the top row. The probability of the Daily Double being in the top row is 6/30 = 1/5. The probability of being elsewhere is 24/30 = 4/5.