Kiki, the giant tortoise who sometimes tried to mate with a wheelbarrow, has died.

[yellowcanine]

http://www.newser.com/story/75557/tortoise-loverboy-146-dies-in-paris.html

"However crushed they were by his 550 pounds, the females suffered his assaults without any complaint." - Science writer Frédéric Lewino

"From time to time I even saw him go after a wheelbarrow," said the zoo vet.

Two thoughts on this:

1) Giant female tortoises and wheelbarrows everywhere are in mourning today.
2) Does Rick Santorum know about the tortoise on wheelbarrow action and if so, why hasn't he condemned this perversion?

[rcrush]

1. Q: What does a 550 Turtle hump? A: Anything it wants.

[Swede]

3. Sounds like a famous golfer we all know.

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. Alice Cooper? Bill Murray?

:shrug:

[GoCubsGo]

2. RIP, Kiki

I hope you have better luck in the next life...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. TZ, do you have any comment on this?

I mean, I know it's wheelbarrows, not shoes, but still....

[dugaresa]

6. that made me giggle.