I DEFY you to find a song with deeper lyrics and more heartfelt meaning than this:

[LynneSin]

I'm your boogie man, that's what I am.
I'm here to do whatever I can.
Be it early morning, late afternoon
Or at midnight. It's never too soon
To want to please you,
To want to keep you
To want to do it all, all for you
I want to be your, be your rubber ball.
I want to be the boy you love most of all.
I'm your boogie man, I'm your boogie man.
Turn me on!
I'm your boogie man, I'm your boogie man.
I'll do what you want.
I'm your boogie man, that's what I am.
I'm here to do whatever i can.
Be it early morning, late afternoon.
Or at midnight. it's never too soon
To want to take you, to want to hold you.
I want to give my all, all to you.
And I want you to completely understand.
Wherever I'm at, wherever I am,
I'm your boogie man, I'm your boogie man.
Turn me on!
I'm your boogie man, I'm your boogie man.
I'll do what you want.

:eyes:

[anarch]

1. ok

A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a

A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody's talking about the bird
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb, aaah

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow...

[Crabby Appleton]

16. By the Trashmen!1!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrnL4yYSme4

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. Clearly you've never heard this piece of genius:

Black dress, with the tights underneath,
i've got the breath of the last cigarette on my teeth.
and she's an actress, but she ain't got no need.
she's got money from parents in a trust fund back east.

tounges, always pressed to your cheeks.
while my tounge is on the inside of some other girl's teeth.
tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef,
that i'm a vegetarian, and i ain't fucking scared of him.

she wants to touch me wahoo.
she wants to love me wahoo.
she'll never leave me wahoo, wahoo hoo hoo.
don't trust a ho.
never trust a ho.
won't trust a ho.
cause the ho won't trust me.

she wants to touch me wahoo.
she wants to love me wahoo.
she'll never leave me wahoo, wahoo hoo hoo.
don't trust a ho.
never trust a ho.
won't trust a ho.
cause the ho won't trust me.

x's on the back of your hands,
washed them in the bathroom to drink like the bands,
and the set list, you stole off the stage,
has red and purple lipstick all over the page.

bruises cover your arms,
shaking in the fingers with the bottle in your palm,
and the best is, no one knows who you are.
just another girl alone at the bar.

she wants to touch me wahoo.
she wants to love me wahoo.
she'll never leave me wahoo, wahoo hoo hoo.
don't trust a ho.
never trust a ho.
won't trust a ho.
cause the ho won't trust me.

she wants to touch me wahoo.
she wants to love me wahoo.
she'll never leave me wahoo, wahoo hoo hoo.
don't trust a ho.
never trust a ho.
won't trust a ho.
cause the ho won't trust me.

shush girl, shut your lips,
do the helen keller and talk with your hips.
i said shush girl, shut your lips.
do the helen keller and talk with your hips.
i said shush girl, shut your lips.
do the helen keller and talk with your hips.

she wants to touch me wahoo.
she wants to love me wahoo.
she'll never leave me wahoo, wahoo hoo hoo.
don't trust a ho.
never trust a ho.
won't trust a ho.
cause the ho won't trust me.

she wants to touch me wahoo.
she wants to love me wahoo.
she'll never leave me wahoo, wahoo hoo hoo.
don't trust a ho.
never trust a ho.
won't trust a ho.
cause the ho won't trust me.

[Initech]

3. I raise you:

System Of A Down - Vicinity Of Obsenity

Liar!
Liar!
Banana banana banana terrecotta banana terracott terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terrecotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

This may require you to hold still baby! (Liar)
Vinicity of Obscenity in your eyes!
Terrecotta Terrecotta Terrecotta PIE!
Does that require loving ya baby?!

Vinicity of Obscenity in your eyes!
Terrecotta pie (Hey!)
Terrecotta pie (Hey!)
Terrecotta pie (Hey!)
Terrecotta pie (Hey!)
Terrecotta pie!

Banana banana banana banana terrecotta banana terrecott terrecotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terrecotta banana terrecott terrecotta pie!
Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet
Beat the meat (beat the meat),Treat the feet
To the sweet, milky seat

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terrecott terrecotta pie!

This may require you to hold still baby!
Vinicity of Obscenity in your eyes!
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie!

Banana banana banana banana terrecotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terrecotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet
Beat the meat (beat the meat), treat the feet
To the sweet, milky seat

Liar
Liar
Liar
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terrecotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terrecotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

[madinmaryland]

4. Here ya go...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[abq e streeter]

5. As always, the poetry of The Ramones outshines all:

"I Don't Care"

I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
About this world
I don't care
About that girl
I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
About these words
I don't care

[old mark]

6. Yeah, but you don't give the Ramones a chance - Try this one instead:

Jackie is a punk
Judy is a runt
They all went out to Berlin,
Joined the Ice Capades.

And Oh, I don't know why
Oh I don't know why

Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, Oh yeah
(Spoken-
Second Verse, same as the first)

Repeat first verse.

(Spoken-
Third Verse, different from the first)

Jackie is a Punk
Judy is a runt
They all went down to Frisco
Joined the SLA
And, Oh I don't know why
Oh, I don't know why
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah!
----------

But you really need the full effect:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lcwauiY6yE

Thank you for your time.

mark

[abq e streeter]

14. always been partial to this one too:

"We're A Happy Family"

We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me mom and daddy

Sitting here in Queens
Eating refried beans
We're in all the magazines
Gulpin' down thorazines

We ain't got no friends
Our troubles never end
No Christmas cards to send
Daddy likes men

Daddy's telling lies
Baby's eating flies
Mommy's on pills
Baby's got the chills

I'm friends with the President
I'm friends with the Pope
We're all making a fortune
Selling Daddy's dope

[HopeHoops]

7. "People Who Died" - came out in the late 70's or early 80's

I forget who did it, but it is intense.

[LynneSin]

8. Jim Carroll Band - yes that Jim Carroll

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Carroll#Music_career

[Kutjara]

9. Inevitably:

The sublime poetry that is Rage Against the Machine. The "Motherfucker! Uggh!" at the end is a couplet that will endure through the ages.

----

Killing in the name of!
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Huh!

Killing in the name of!
Killing in the name of

And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
But now you do what they told ya
Well now you do what they told ya

Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites

Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Uggh!

Killing in the name of!
Killing in the name of

And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control (7 times)
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya!

Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Come on!

Yeah! Come on!

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Motherfucker!
Uggh!

[edbermac]

10. Why Don't We Do It In The Road?

Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road

Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road

Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road

[TZ]

11. How about some Jimmy Buffet...

I really do
Appriciate
The fact you're
Sitting here
Your voice sounds
So wonderful
But your face don't
Look to clear

So barmaid bring a pitcher
Another round of brew
Honey why don't we get drunk and screw

Why don't we get drunk and screw
I just bought
A waterbed
It's filled up for me and you

They said are a snub queen
Honey I don't think that's true
So why don't we get drunk and screw

Pick it Coral Reefer's, here we go

(Solo music break)

Why don't we get drunk and screw
I just bought a waterbed
It's filled up for me and you

They said are a snub queen
Honey I don't think that's true
So why don't we get drunk and screw

Yah now baby

Why dont we get drunk and screw

:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

12. OMG, that song, too much tequila and Karoke - a dangerous combination

Somewhere in my house packed away in a box in the basement is a VHS tape of me singing that song. It was 12/30 in Ocean City Maryland and I looked a mess wearing a pair of black sweats and my Eric Lindros Flyers jersey.

:scared:

[TZ]

13. rofl.

You better destroy that tape if you ever want to hold public office..Blackmail material...:rofl:

[LostInAnomie]

15. Wesley Willis for the win

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTD39QwEYn8

[BOSSHOG]

17. I'll go with Prince' sentiment - "I wanna be the only one you cum for"

Deep? Yes. Heartfelt? Like the gift of a puppydog.

[Burma Jones]

18. The Rodeo Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5JSUUTO_9I&feature=related

Well it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, get off

piss me off, fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, get off

piss me off, fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves

Well it's 40 below and I aint got a truck
and I dont give a fuck cause I'm off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, get off

piss me off, fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, get off

piss me off, fuckin' jerks, get on my nerves

[LynneSin]

19. OMG that song is old

I remember hearing it in college - not sure why we liked it but we were drunk probably

[trof]

20. Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang

Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang...
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
;-)

[abq e streeter]

21. Glenn Beck will soon reveal the hidden marxist/nazi/muslin mesages in this one

on edit, yes I know messages is mis-speled....Misspelled words are a mark of authenticity among us Beck fans ( damn, I just used a big word correctly; I've outed myself as a liberal troll)