To the asshole who parked next to me in the parking garage - I have this to say to you...

[LynneSin]

That "C" on the parking space does NOT stand for "Cadillac" you nimrod nor does it stand for oversized gas-guzzling spot for assholes like you. It stands for COMPACT which your Escalade does NOT qualify. I really apprecated the emergency brake up my butt as I crawled over to the driver side from the passinger side. It's assholes like you that make me weep for this country because it's all about "ME" and not the fact that your oversized behometh took up too much space and I couldn't get back into my car like a normal person would.

I hope you appreciate the ticket your car will be getting for parking in the Compact spot. Because it felt good reporting your sorry ass!

[blueamy66]

1. Amen!

I agree 100%.

Rock on!

[yellowcanine]

2. What, your car keys weren't working in "scratch mode"?

[Gidney N Cloyd]

3. Give Tiger a break, he's had a rough week.

[brendan120678]

4. You know, a little scratch down the side of his car...

would have taught him a lesson. "Accidentally" applied, of course, as you tried to get out of the space.

[PJPhreak]

5. I carry a booklet of these....

[MountainLaurel]

19. I need to pick up some of those

Our employee parking lot is a nightmare. (I'm of the opinion that if your Chevy Subdivision is taking up two spots, you should be docked a days' pay for sheer assholishness.)

[sasquatch]

6. Hey, Midlo has to park somewhere when she's in Del.

:hide:

[JonLP24]

7. I never heard of 'C' parking space before

Thanks for the heads up in case I ever made the same mistake. :thumbsup:

On edit-If I ever do get a car again it would 99% likely be compact so perhaps I don't need to worry. :shrug:

[LynneSin]

8. It's not like I'm getting better parking because of my compact car

It's a parking garage and 2 of the levels are for compact parking. They make smaller spaces which allows them to fit more cars than normal on that floor. But there is 7 levels of parking so there are other floors where this car could have parked without making it impossible for me to open my driver side car door. Fortunately I was parked next to a cement column so I could open my passinger side and crawl over to the driver side.

I could see the logic if it was a premium parking space. It wasn't and there was plenty of parking on lower levels.

[CreekDog]

9. Give Tiger a break, he's got a lot on his mind

:hide:

[hobbit709]

10. Once I backed out of my space

I would have let the air out of all four of his tires.

[david13]

11. It's a road hog in a gas hog, doing a parking space hog. dc

Some people just have no manners and no consideration for anyone else.

[petronius]

12. Your town gives tickets for that? Cool

I wish ours did - I've noticed that the C spaces are pretty much universally ignored around here...

[rcrush]

13. Give Tiger a break. He's had a rough week.

Third time is the charm!

[gratuitous]

14. "Asshole" is it?

Do you have any idea how long I've had to follow you around waiting for you to park in a tight space so I could box you in like that? How many people would have taken the time and the trouble to really fox you good like that? And so close to Christmas? "Asshole." This is the thanks I get for really going the extra mile like that. Well FINE!

[LynneSin]

15. Man I shouldn't have let that restraining order lapse

:cry:

(btw j/k :pals: )

[blueamy66]

16. Did they back their behemoth

vehicle into the space as well?

[LynneSin]

17. Of course not else they wouldn't have been able to get out of their door

:grr:

[Auggie]

18. I once confronted a woman who did the same thing to my compact...

and she looked at me like I was from outer space.