Tiger Woods vs. Obi Wan Kenobi

[Dr. Strange]

Poll question: Tiger Woods vs. Obi Wan Kenobi

Tiger Woods and Obi Wan Kenobi were having a light saber duel, when Tiger snuck in a quick strike and drove his saber into Obi Wan's chest. The duel ended, since Tiger had...











wait for it.













The duel ended, since Ti...


















Goddammit, I said wait for it! Sonsabitches!















The duel ended, since Tiger made a hole in Obi Wan.


So, who would actually win in such a duel?

[TZ]

1. .

Are you taking bad pun lessons from Orrex now? :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

2. Hey!

I was making bad puns long before Orrex and his circumstrator came along!

[rebel with a cause]

3. Voted for Obi Wan Kenobi

in the name of my Star Wars fan son. :evil grin:

[TK421]

4. Neither....Dormammu came along and handed both their sorry asses to them!

[Dr. Strange]

6. Damn that Dormammu!

He's due for a stern talking to!

[racaulk]

5. You dork.

:hi:

[Dr. Strange]

7. This is precisely the sort of disrespect etc.

:hi:

[racaulk]

8. I refer you to rules 7, 3, and 18.

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

9. Wait, rules?

What the hell is going on here?

[racaulk]

10. !!!

:rofl:

[TZ]

12. You laugh now.

But you should hear what he says about you when you aren't around...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

11. This poll is useless without Margot Kidder.

She gets it. Do you?

[racaulk]

14. LMAO!!!

:spray:

You officially win this thread. Nicely played, sir. :thumbsup:

[LynneSin]

13. Dr. Strange, I would highly suggest not quitting your day job....

since your career as a stand-up comedian won't make you much money.

[Dr. Strange]

15. Don't worry.

No way would I give up my high-flying life as a lingerie model.