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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 05:04 PM
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Is it worse to call someone a douchebag, or a douchenozzle?
I ask for purely technical reasons.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 05:15 PM
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1. I prefer "douchewad".
A douchebag is an item best left in the office fridge.

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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 05:17 PM
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2. But what is a "wad of douche"?
The other terms seem fairly self-explanatory.
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 05:19 PM
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3. Sounds like a D&D artifact.
The rod of seven douches.

The douche of annihiliation.

The deck of douches.

Tenser's floating douche.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 05:21 PM
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5. A portable douche?
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 05:22 PM
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8. Aren't all douches portable?
Is there a demand for stationary, fixed douches?
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 05:39 PM
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13. Stationary douche = bidet.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 05:22 PM
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7. Gremmel's Douchewad of Destruction is a 6th level conjured creature.
You need a Cloak of Drunken Stupor to survive an attack.

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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 05:30 PM
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11. Ah, then I should be immune.
As I am frequently cloaked by a drunken stupor.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 05:34 PM
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12. I didn't say you had to find that item in the dungeon.
:evilgrin:

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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 05:20 PM
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4. Douchehammer
or the derivative Douchejammer
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 05:21 PM
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6. I would say douchenozzle...followed closely by douche-canoe and lastly
Edited on Thu Dec-10-09 05:23 PM by TK421
twat-waffle
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Sky Masterson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 05:22 PM
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9. McDouche
:D
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 05:25 PM
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10. nozzle
"Douchebag" has almost become fashion statement by some.
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theNotoriousP.I.G. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 05:42 PM
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14. How old are you?
in German, to take a Dusche, is to take a shower. Hee hee. Technically, you're a douchebag for asking. :silly:
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