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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 05:32 PM
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So I had this job interview.....
And the interviewer asked me, "So, what do you do in your spare time?"

I replied, "Your momma."

Think I'll get the job?
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 05:35 PM
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1. Did you remember to raid the fridge on the way out?
It might have been the only chance you get.

On the other hand, if his reply was, "Yeah, I do mine to. What else do you do?" then you've probably got the job with a great starting salary.

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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 05:41 PM
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2. Don't say doing your wife... don't say doing your wife...
"Doing your... son?"
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