This is what I want for Christmas, you guys.

[Cabcere]

I told my mom that she should get this for me, but for some reason she didn't seem too keen on the idea. :shrug:

:P :hi:

[bluedigger]

1. It flys in the face of convention.

Isn't the idea for them to get drunker so you get hotter, not for you to get drunker and, um, notter?:rofl:

[Cabcere]

2. True, but I figure it'll be a good conversation starter...

...and by the time it's empty, we'll all be too drunk to care. :toast: :silly: :beer:

[rurallib]

3. Had to check if you were male or female

you pass the physical for this product
Carry on:patriot:

[Cabcere]

4. haha

If I were a dude, I would totally rock the Beer Belly. :P (Shoot, I could probably rock it now, but my stomach doesn't need any enhancing, lol.) :hi:

[alfredo]

5. Wine coolers would make her nipples get hard. Nobody would notice.

Everybody would be transfixed by her beautiful mind.

[Cabcere]

6. Hehe

:) I've tried the "beautiful mind" route for the past couple of years, and haven't had much luck. Figure I might as well go for the "boobs 'n' booze" route for a while, see if I fare any better that way... :rofl:

[alfredo]

8. Variety is a good thing. I can't do the beautiful mind thing. I lost mine during

a "Friends" marathon a year ago. I didn't miss it until the marathon was over. I've grown to appreciate the clarity.

[Dr. Strange]

7. Hey you!

Talk about the gift that keeps on giving. I'm getting one for Midlo. Don't tell her!

:hug: