Raw deal? Woman charged over steak attack

[BridgeTheGap]

(This woman has a boyfriend? Really?!!! btg)

DUNNELLON, Fla. - A Florida woman has been arrested after allegedly hitting her boyfriend in the head with a raw steak.

According to a Marion County Sheriff's Office report, the man told deputies Elsie Egan repeatedly hit him with the uncooked meat and slapped his face after he refused a piece of sliced bread. The man said he wanted a bread roll.

Egan, 53, denied hitting the man with the steak but did admit to slapping him, saying she did it "so that he could learn."

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34358268/ns/us_news-weird_news/?GT1=43001

[Orrex]

1. Oh--a *STEAK* attack.

I thought there was going to be nudity.

[Tobin S.]

2. I'll learn ya, ya stupid bastard! *slap*

Get over here ya dumbass! *slap*

Yeah, nothing is more conducive to learning than getting knocked upside the head with a t-bone steak.

[BridgeTheGap]

3. I thought flank steak worked better for a learn'n slap, but I guess the bone

left in the meat gives it that extra "umph."

[MissMillie]

4. I guess she had some sort of beef w/ her boyfriend

:shrug:

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. *snarf!*

[surrealAmerican]

8. You win, MissMillie.

You own this thread now.

[dysfunctional press]

6. he might want to put a raw steak on that black eye...

:rofl:

[KamaAina]

7. She should have broiled the steak and served it to the cops

just like the Hitchcock heroine did with the frozen leg of lamb. :evilgrin: