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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 11:44 AM
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If you want to see Tiger and his '5-iron' in the buff - don't go to England
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b157547_tiger_keeps_britain_safe_from_seeing.html

Tiger Keeps Britain Safe From Seeing Him Naked
Thu., Dec. 10, 2009 5:38 PM PST by Natalie Finn


The unfortunately indiscreet golfer's legal camp has obtained a court order from the London's High Court preventing British media outlets from publishing/posting any nude photos or videos of Woods and his, er, 5-iron.

Woods' attorneys circulated a letter reminding the notoriously cheeky U.K. tabloids that the order prevents "the publication of private and confidential information contained in the Order and confidential schedule relating to Mr. Woods."

Woods' attorneys circulated a letter reminding the notoriously cheeky U.K. tabloids that the order prevents "the publication of private and confidential information contained in the Order and confidential schedule relating to Mr. Woods."

Not that the Order contains graphic sexy images, per se.

"This Order is not to be taken as an admission that any such photographs exist," the letter states. "Our client is not aware of any images and in any event he would not have consented to any such photographs being taken nor would he have consented to the dissemination or exploitation of the same
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 12:03 PM
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1. Must... stop... clicking... on.... Tiger... news...
but I can't:



I heard #15 is a model for Playboy. It's like an advent calendar for pervs. Will we hit 24 before Christmas? I don't know but I wouldn't bet against it.

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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 12:06 PM
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2. Tiger couldn't had been that stupid.
Pictures.

If they are out there they will be found.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 01:53 PM
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3. Tiger thought he could cheat on his wife with every bimbo out there AND no one would be the wiser
:rofl:
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 02:42 PM
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4. I am thinking pictues exist.
And somebody is getting worried.

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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 02:49 PM
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5. Conversely, should I go to England if I DON'T want to see naked pictures of Tiger?
'Scuse me while I head over to Expedia.
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