Dear Friday,

[Fleshdancer]

Dear Friday,

...to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days and the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days and the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in then evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. And Midlo said, "Are you serious? Fuck this, I'm out of here."

[Beetwasher]

2. Grandpa Bought A Rubber!

n/t