If you HAD to date one of these people (or kittens would die) , who would you choose?

[Pushed To The Left]

Poll question: If you HAD to date one of these people (or kittens would die) , who would you choose?

[Capn Sunshine]

1. Let the kitten slaughter begin

that is all.

[Gormy Cuss]

2. +1

Talk about a Hobson's choice. Ugh.

[BlueJazz]

3. LOL!!!

[Robeson]

4. I'll just masterbaite with that choice.

[Kali]

5. other

duh

[Sebastian Doyle]

6. I'd feel bad for the kittehs

But not THAT bad!

[MilesColtrane]

7. Just call me Catslayer.

[OhioChick]

8. Kittens would become extinct.

:P

[quakerboy]

9. Joe Lieberman

Pretty sure that would make for great blackmail.

Plus, worst case, It would give me the chance to dump his ass and break his heart, and possibly even the opportunity to punch him in the nose. Since we are making a kittens die me dating even though I am happily married world, I figure I can be a non-pacifist in it.

[phasma ex machina]

10. Coulter (The kittens shall live!)

[cynatnite]

11. I don't like cats that much to date anyone on that list. n/t

[skygazer]

12. Definitely other

The only one on the list I could stomach.

[rcrush]

13. Does the person I choose get to speak ever?

I would consider it if Ann Coulter was never allowed to speak in my presence.

[HopeHoops]

14. Given those choices, get me a pair of high heels and I'll stomp on the kittens myself!!!!

AAAARRRRGHHHHH!!!

[KG]

15. too late for the kittehs in my world

[Bertha Venation]

16. You guys know me. I'd date any of 'em.

:puke:

[Demoiselle]

18. Me too. (Crazy Cat Lady reporting for duty. It's a dirty job, but....)

[Arugula Latte]

30. Yeah, me too. It's for the kitties. Okay, Glenn, I'm ready for you.

x(

Maybe he should be "accidentally" snuffed during some weird fake S&M scenario, though. :shrug: "Oops, Glenn, you forgot the safe word! Sorry you're dead, Man Baby!"

[SoxFan]

17. Can I vote for Joe's wife, Hadassah?

I know the Liebermans. I worked on a campaign with Joe's son, Matt, years ago. You might not like his politics, but Joe is actually a peach of a guy in person, and he definitely married up when he met Hadassah!

[petronius]

19. How many kittens?

:shrug:

[Iggo]

20. Other.

That punk-ass chick on the view.

[Pool Hall Ace]

21. Funny you should bring this up.

Just last night, I was chatting with my normal, liberal brother (not the Dick-Cheney-with-hair brother) and he admitted he would like to hit the sack with Ann Coulter! I could not believe it! He insists that she does not believe the twattle she spews.

I should mention that my brother is currently taking antibiotics for an abscessed tooth; Based on his comment, I can't help but wonder if the infection has moved in to his brain. O_o

As for me . . . wow, that's a tough one. Perhaps I would let O'Liely rub my cooch with a loofah if we could spoon and I didn't have to look at his face. Oh, and he couldn't speak, either.

But that is a big, big maybe. I would need to keep my focus on the kittens.

[TrogL]

22. Coulter'd probably be a wildcat in bed

Jungian theory says that if their primary persona is ridiculously traditional, staid, etc., their unconscious "shadow" has a wild side.

[AsahinaKimi]

23. I would turn in the Kitten murderer!

Meh!

[bigwillq]

24. Bye bye, Kitties!

:P :evilgrin:

[GreenPartyVoter]

25. You couldn't at least find any cute conservatives?

[rebel with a cause]

26. Yeah, there are a few out there I hear.

Illinois' freshman in Congress Aaron Schock is quite cute but still puckish conservative.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Schock if you want to see a picture of him.

[GreenPartyVoter]

29. Well, I married a good looking conservative, so I know they exist. :^)

[krispos42]

27. *sigh*

Well, with my fluffy kitty on my lap, I can't very well be all for kitten-killing...not with her scrubbing my hand with her tongue!

*guilt*guilt*guilt*


That Tammy person, I guess. Coulter's all bony and hate-filled, Laura's all mean and hate-filled, and Nancy sounds like a drill sergeant whenever I cruise past CNN-HN on the tube.


In this case, the unknown is preferable to the known.

:scared:

[Taverner]

28. I would have sex with Ann Coulter

She may be batshit crazy, but I know batshit crazy sex when I see it!

[Gold Metal Flake]

31. Abstain and save the songbirds.

[KamaAina]

32. What color are the kittens?

:shrug:

oh, okay, Tammy Bruce. Because I love kitties. And I'm desperate. :eyes:

[jmm]

33. I'm very allergic to cats so it's not like I'd miss them. (n/t)

[Zavulon]

34. Laura Ingraham.

She's the best-looking woman on the list, has no Adam's apple and weighs more than Coulter's 47 pounds.

Truth be told, though, I'd sooner let the kittens die. Eventually, pillow talk is going to turn political no matter who you choose, and kittens aren't that important to me.