Tell us why your thread was locked, and be creative.

[Orrex]

Mine was locked because I failed to pay the lima bean subsidy.

[flvegan]

1. Jeb Bush was all up in my thread with disease.

[Jamastiene]

24. Win. n/t

[madinmaryland]

2. I tried....

:D

[Dr. Strange]

7. There's not a single thing about that picure that I want explained to me.

[madinmaryland]

9. That's you!

:rofl:

[Orrex]

12. After some over-zealous use of the Accucirc, I'd guess

[Dr. Strange]

13. Okay, off-topic, but...

isn't "over-zealous" kinda redundant?

[Orrex]

14. I've been under-zealous on more than one occasion

Like that time I just couldn't commit to handling the rattlesnakes, for instance.

[Dr. Strange]

15. You weren't really under-zealous, then, were you?

You were zealess. :think:

[Orrex]

16. Not at all.

I had plenty of zeal for the glossolalia and inspired swooning, but not enough for the snake-handling.

I was so embarrassed!

[madinmaryland]

19. WOULD YOU TWO STOP ARGUING ABOUT THIS...

:hide:

[Haole Girl]

3. You tell me

:shrug:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=9162928

[LeftyMom]

4. It turns out that that's still illegal in seventeen states and Guam.

Who knew? :shrug:

[Robeson]

5. I don't even get credit for my threads, much less get them locked.

[Tobin S.]

6. Mine was locked for posting sober in the lounge on a Friday night.

[goldcanyonaz]

8. Mine was locked because I not only touched myself but posted video of it.

[MilesColtrane]

18. Now I want to become a DU mod, if it gets me benefits like that.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

10. DU is slow to pick up new internet memes, they were months behind RickRoll, for example.

So I thought I'd bring DU up to speed by posting that E.T. porn meme, but DU wasn't ready.

[madinmaryland]

33. Heh. It took six months before Skinner addressed the chicken issue!

:D

[jobycom]

11. Wow. I'm so lame i can't even make up something.

I'm trying to think of something clever, and realizing how pathetically conformist I really am.

[MilesColtrane]

17. Because my OP used this picture as the punchline.

[cynatnite]

20. One of my many personalities took over and posted a thread about screwing. n/t

[rcrush]

21. Please tell me your sexual experiences in graphic detail please.

How many times and how disgusting?

[Broken_Hero]

22. I once got a thread locked

because I asked about sugar...yeah, its true.

[Jamastiene]

25. We have more food fights here than any other place I've ever seen.

I wonder why that is. :P

[Broken_Hero]

27. I know why...

because we are all crazy...yeah, its true.

I recall a poll about 3yrs ago, someone asked how many of us were crazy, and 99.9% answered "yeah, we be crazy"...

:D

[Jamastiene]

28. I would have answered the same way.

I would never deny my insanity. It's such a calming feeling being crazy. :silly:

[Jamastiene]

23. I wasn't wearing any clothes.

No sex threads. :evilgrin:

[JVS]

26. I discussed fried chicken recipes

[JonLP24]

29. Actual title of a locked thread which I posted:Obama takes daughters to first day of school

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3949270

I still can't believe the flamewar that resulted from this.

[mix]

30. Because the Universe is mysterious, arbitrary and unthinking.

But my conscience is clear.

[azmouse]

31. Locked because I didn't "get it"....

:P

[BuelahWitch]

32. I was posting pictures of naked puppets n/t

[Deep13]

34. Failed to clear snow from walkway in front of thread. nt

[TrogL]

35. Nude pics of Skinner were melting people's monitors

[bookworm65t]

36. I was delivering Michelle Duggar's last baby

and didn't get here on time.