What would you like for Christmas?

[S n o w b a l l]

I can't think of anything I want, but I really love these Pandora bracelets. I would give myself this gift.

http://www.preciousaccents.com/c-pandora-jewelry.html?gclid=COSEt677z54CFWpd5QodsB4Grg

[madinmaryland]

1. Definitely not this...

[Swede]

2. Peace on earth and good will to all.

Call me old fashioned.

[S n o w b a l l]

8. Yeah, but I meant realistically

:)

[Swede]

11. Well then,to be with my clan with a nice bottle of scotch.

That would be nice.

[S n o w b a l l]

14. That sounds nice...

I'll probably have that...only with eggnog and rum.

[Capn Sunshine]

3. well you can't have that , but if you're an American citizen

you are entitled to:
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple

[janx]

6. ...

:(

[Fleshdancer]

10. dibs on the Gucci shoe tree

and goddess bless america damn it! :patriot:

[S n o w b a l l]

15. Can you make that a years supply of valium?

All Americans deserve and need that.

[Inchworm]

4. True Love

I think I blew that, so a cool ass vacumn freezer bag system dealy would rock :)

:hi:

[Fleshdancer]

5. Wonder woman cuff!

[Tobin S.]

7. Satellite radio for my car

But to do it right it would cost $400, so that's off the list. I need some new clothes.

[Haole Girl]

9. "Peace on Earth Goodwill Toward Men"

That's what my cousin-in-law told his mother (so cute!). She replied, "Ok." :D

[S n o w b a l l]

12. If only...

:)

[goldcanyonaz]

13. Gold to be at $300 an ounce.

*sobs*

[Dr. Strange]

16. I'd like someone to explain this Christmas card I got from LeftyFingerPop.

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. It means...

Holy Christ my ass has a boot in it.

[Dr. Strange]

18. Ah...

so it was more of a Festivus card then.