My husbands an idiot...

[goldcanyonaz]

He's turned our home into his guitar studio. There are amps on my granite counter tops!!!

If he wasn't such a good fuck (sorry greatauntoftriplet) I'd leave him.

Okay, so I might not leave him but, I'm really angry.

[quakerboy]

1. Where are these things normally?

[goldcanyonaz]

2. In his studio or the garage...

[quakerboy]

3. maybe he brought them to

serenade you?

[goldcanyonaz]

4. G-d love you, perhaps that's the case. If so I'm an idiiot for posting this

but it wouldn't be the first time.

*trots off to put on her special panties*

[quakerboy]

7. Please dont hit me if I am wrong. Or him.

[flying rabbit]

17. Horny? nt

[Iggo]

27. He has a studio? At home?

Jealous!

[cynatnite]

5. Give him a time limit...

if he fails to comply, turn his studio into a scrapbooking and crafts room. :evilgrin:

[TrogL]

22. Craftygal's done that to the entire house.

The studio's the only place that doesn't have wool in it, but it's just a matter of time.

[bluesbassman]

6. Could be worse. He could be a biker.

[Haole Girl]

9. I didn't know they made dinnerware like that

That's kinda cool.

[guitar man]

29. Or worse yet

Could be a musician AND a biker like me :evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

8. They usually are

:hide:

[Inchworm]

10. Marry me!

I'll keep my teef in. I swear!

:rofl:

:hi::loveya::hug:

[BarenakedLady]

13. Sorry, I've sworn off husbands.

:hug:

[Inchworm]

14. I'll even bathe daily!

And get a real job!!

:rofl:

Edit: added a kiss

:*

[BarenakedLady]

16. Once was enough

Thanks anyway. :)

[Inchworm]

18. Woohoo!! No more baths!

I'll be right over!

*varoom*
:yoiks:

[skygazer]

11. What husband isn't?

I mean, I love my husband but he is an idiot. Even he'll tell you that.

[bluesbassman]

12. It's a skill, like anything else.

:)

[Recovered Repug]

20. This is a well guarded secret passed down from father to son.

Men (either husbands or boyfriends) are not really idiots. The dumber we appear to our SO's, the less they expect from us. In reality, our stupidity and incompetence is really part of a ingenious conspiracy to avoid work around the house. Just don't tell anyone that I let you in on the secret.

[UndertheOcean]

15. Never get between a man and his hobbies .....

If you don't accept them he will easily find someone else who does.

[HopeHoops]

19. Use the amps as a flat surface on which to stack dirty dishes and wet dish towels.

They'll find a new home.

[mitchum]

21. C'mon, you should have already known he was an idiot; he's a guitarplayer...

signed,
mitchum the guitarplayer

[fizzgig]

24. lol

signed,
fizzgig the wife of a guitar/bass/drum player :)

[Skittles]

23. you want I should kick some idiot husband ass, goldcanyonaz?

LEMME AT HIM

[sarge43]

25. And your point is ......? n/t

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

26. Ha! Yet you girls keep on marrying us!

Who's idiot NOW, Mrs. I'm Married To An Idiot?

[guitar man]

28. Meh

I like miking them up in the bathroom better myself, nice natural reverb :)

:hide:

[struggle4progress]

30. So, what's the moral here? Don't take counter tops for granite?