Night time is the right time for:

[Gabi Hayes]

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/



obviously in need of explication:

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2009/03/hcwdb-of-week-poo.html

[Gabi Hayes]

1. kay...prime the pump a little

[Gabi Hayes]

2. from April of 2006. what can you say, but:

''Ultimate Douchebag of Douchebags''

[Gabi Hayes]

3. douchebag haiku

Crowhawk eyebrow wax,
Velvet Rick James Superfreaks,
Asian Doll's soul weeps.

Dong the Magic Pawn
Has ship anchor around neck
Keel haul douche pirates

-- Crucial Head

Anyone for hoops?
Drop a trey through my ear hoop
for buzzer beater.

-noobbag

Dork flashes west-side,
Patrick Ewing grimaces.
Run away, Tia!

-- Bag A

Golden clad tape worm
Hangs around, seeking some crumbs
Before heading home.

-- Teddy Tendergrass

Hey Bro' Cash For Gold
Would fund many Henneseys
And the cabfare home

--Vin Douchal

[rcrush]

4. that site should be called Orangechickswithdouchebags.com