$101 in my bank account on Sunday morning...

[Bicoastal]

...a hot date on Tuesday evening...

...Payday on Wednesday morning.

(sigh) It's going to be an interesting three days.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear Bicoastal...

Cool dates don't have to be expensive...

:hug:

[rug]

2. See what's in the back of the refrigerator.

[NightWatcher]

3. rub it in our faces why doncha Richie Rich

kidding, but you can always try a picnic.....

Plus, if it goes well, you are saved the embarrassment of taking her home to your parents basement, and can get freaky in the park.

[Bicoastal]

7. Actually, I've already got Carnegie Hall tickets...

...but it's the dinner beforehand I'm worried about.

[NightWatcher]

9. seriously, carriage ride, plus wine and cheese and Carnegie Hall = nookie

you dont need to eat between now and then. Save it for the date.

[hippywife]

13. Because we all know

that nookie is the only goal and the true benchmark of a lovely evening. :eyes:

[NightWatcher]

14. aww yeah

[Bicoastal]

15. A lovely evening? Not necessarily...

...a perfect evening, tho?:evilgrin:

[hippywife]

16. How many times have you taken her out? n/t

[Bicoastal]

17. Outing number #1, so of course, I don't expect anything to happen...

...we'll just see how it goes.

[Stephanie]

20. Hells Kitchen

Ninth Avenue, tons of cheap places.

[redwitch]

4. If your apartment has space for a cozy dinner for two...

I would go with a tiny table with red and white checked tablecloth, inexpensive bottle of chianti, spaghetti for 2(or great takeout pizza), candlelight, a nice tossed salad, cannolis or gelato for dessert. Record CD of cheesy Italian love songs, a single red rose in a bud vase and voila! Lady and the Tramp. How adorable would that be?

Oh, and clean up the place first.


Cost? Maybe $35.

[hippywife]

11. I second this idea.

Women love guys who will cook them a really good dinner and it doesn't need to be expensive. Pack your lunch for the next few days to save expenditures. Peanut butter is good for you. :hi:

[JVS]

5. Payday loan?

[bif]

6. Look under your sofa cushions

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

8. Coinstar. nt

[Swede]

10. Turn your gold into cash?

:shrug:

[gmoney]

12. Let your guest buy dinner?

That way they won't feel obligated and pressured to put out after your fancy Carnegie Hall tickets.

Practice!

[arcadian]

18. Costco for lunch

Free samples.

[Ikonoklast]

19. Sell some plasma. Get a part-time job dancing at the local strip club

on Monday night for "Girls Night Out".

I see you are in NYC, go to Goldman Sachs in the morning with a new investment metric based on your secret knowledge of derivatives based on Bunny Rabbit Futures, and ask for an even billion in start-up money as a buy-in to your hedge fund.

Eating regularly is way over-rated. I suggest you only eat every third day, and even then, do so sparingly. I suggest one crouton, a spoonful of tomato soup, and half a glass of warm water. You'd be amazed at how much money you'll save.

Convert your US dollars into Zimbabwe currency. You'll be an instant millionaire. Think what a great impression THAT will make on that Big Date, when you tell the waiter to "Keep the change."!