Name my garden gnome!

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

My best friend is arriving this Wednesday from the US. We have a tradition of giving each other gag gifts. So far, he has me beat with a life sized Chuckie doll wearing a neck brace. I'm hoping to best him this year with a garden gnome I'm going to make him take around to the various places we visit while he is here, including Austria and Italy....so please use your imaginations and NAME MY GARDEN GNOME. The most ridiculous will win.

[qnr]

1. I don't really have a name, but he looks like he just realized he left the iron on at home. n/t

[NightWatcher]

2. Walt Starr??? He is OBVIOUSLY a "Walt"

[hippywife]

3. Aside from the fact that appears to be Doc from Snow White,

I would go with Farquar. :hi:

[Call Me Wesley]

4. Hans Albers.

He's cute. Of course, not as cute as our Fjord:



But cute. ;)

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

6. YOU ARE EVIL

I'm coming to steal Fjord tonight, bastard!

[Call Me Wesley]

11. No stealing Fjord!

But here's a nice place you get some of these:
http://www.zwergen-power.com/

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

17. Go look up garden Gnomes on Amazon.com

Not only do they have the flasher gnome, they have the fornicating gnomes as well. Only in Europe kids, only in Europe.

[JVS]

5. Twinkles

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

7. That might hurt his feelings

my friend's not the gnome's. My dad used to call Caleb Twinkle Toes behind his back. Touchy subject.

[hippywife]

8. Butt Muffin?

I really want to name your gnome. :rofl:

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

9. LOL

:rofl:

[hippywife]

13. Adolf Oliver Nippils?

:shrug:

[hippywife]

14. Craven Moorehead?

:rofl:

[hippywife]

19. Stan Still or

Dick Swett

Hugh Jorgan

Mike Rotch

Booger

Thunderbutt

Barfalamew

Bugtussle

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

22. Amanda Hugginkiss?

aka Bart Simpson's pranks to Moe's Tavern...:spank:

[hippywife]

23. LOL! That's funny!

How about combining two of those suggestions and naming him Barfalomew Bugtussle? :rofl:

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10. I Forgot To Get You A Gag Gift This Year

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

18. My gnome says

have a Merry fucking Christmas! :silly:

[Sky Masterson]

12. Gnome Chomsky

:shrug: :D

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

16. That's pretty clever

definitely a contender! :hi:

[demmiblue]

36. Ha!

Hands down win!

:D

[inna]

59. How about Gnome Chompsky?

I know someone who claims to have a weird visualization every time she hears Noam Chomsky's name. She visualizes this gnome ("Gnome Chompsky") with huge friggin teeth running around and making huge bite marks in trees! :shrug: (I'm not making this up! }( )

[Blue-Jay]

15. Gnomar!

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. Captain Fucknob.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

21. Wow

you're willing to give up your nickname, just like that? How sweet of you! What can I name you in return? }(

[redwitch]

24. Gnomanners?

Naughty, naughty Rabrrrrrr! :spank:

[azmouse]

25. Check out this site. It's a gnome name generator.

http://nine.frenchboys.net/gnome.php

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

27. I think half the people here on DU used that site for their screen names

very cool. Thanks azmouse.

[Sparkly]

26. "No Gnome Name" is catchy in itself. nt

[Sparkly]

29. Or even, "No Known Gnome Name." nt

[HopeHoops]

28. Sleazy Pete

[S n o w b a l l]

30. Leftyfingerpop?

Considering that some people here think that's somehow sexual though, maybe not a good idea.

[Canuckistanian]

31. Marvin

Just plain Marvin.

[Writer]

32. Pinchy or Li'l Randal.

:7

[Raffi Ella]

33. Daddy LongLeg

[Sub Atomic]

34. FYIAKE

Fu*k You I'm A Keebler Elf

[demmiblue]

35. Winklebottom... of "King of the Hill" fame.

However, I really like Sky Masterson's suggestion! Gnome Chomsky... :rofl:

[femmocrat]

37. That is no gnome. It's Doc from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs!

Am I the only one who noticed?

[JonQ]

38. Pillowpants

oh, wait, garden gnome? Nevermind, I misread that.

[Tikki]

39. Telsfiere...

...sounds French...


Tikki

[Iggo]

40. Evelyn Smythe-Carstairs (n/t)

[applegrove]

41. Did you hear the story about the Nome from Southern Ontario? Someone stole

a nome from somebody's house. They started to get postcards with picutures on the nome visiting places like Cuba etc. Then the people who stole it returned in to the owners. Perhaps it was a urban myth but I laughed when I heard the story.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

44. I've heard of similar stories

We're going to Italy and Austria with the gnome for some fun pictures. I hope the people of Verona don't get pissed at us for posing the Gnome in front of Juliet's (of Romeo and Juliet) statue.

[AwakeAtLast]

42. Gnomebama!

:D

Someboday already took Chomsky, this is my 2nd try at being witty...

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

45. That's a good one!

:)

[bluesbassman]

43. Alan Rickman

What? C'mon, it's uncanny I tell you.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

46. Grey's gonna whip your ass buddy boy

Don't fuck with The Alan.

[Swede]

47. Dave.

:shrug:

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

48. And the winner is....

Sky Masterson for the witty and wry, Gnome Chomsky! Thanks Sky. I'll be sending your prize soon but expect some delay due to the holidays. I hope you like Liederhosen and feathered hats :P

[hippywife]

49. See, now...

I thought you were going for something really creative that would embarress your friend each time he had to say his name. I figured you were also going to give him ample opportunity to do so. :rofl:

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

51. Hey,

Gnome Chomsky was too good to pass up...and my friend is a complete cynic and hates Noam Chomsky in real life. :7

[marzipanni]

50. Lederhosen with knackwurst?

http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Remote-Control-Hopping-Yodelling-Lederhosen.html

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

54. I've never heard a single yodel in Bavaria

in all the time I've lived here. That kind of activity takes place over there where Heidi and CMW live. You know, where the guys all stand around on the Alps blowing into long tubes and yelling Ricola into the crisp air.
Here, we just get trashed on Kirschwasser.

Now why the fuck didn't you point out those hopping lederhosen before now? Might have beaten a garden gnome named Gnome Chomsky who looks like a fucking dwarf from Snow White!

[Call Me Wesley]

55. Because you guys are so busy doing this gem:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6EzPkqt2Rk&feature=related

I also never heard a single yodel nor an Alphorn, but then, I'm not living in the alps, either, so things might be different there. ;)

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

58. First of all, my neighbors are suing you for invading their privacy

and recording their festive ramp up to Oktoberfest where they all wear the thong lederhosen. What a perv!

Second of all, Heidi has already sent me photographic proof that you are part of the secret society of Alpine Yodelers and you take Fjord with you for reinforcement and just to be a roustabout.

[Call Me Wesley]

60. We prefer the term 'Code Singers,'

and it's to get the message across to other members of our secret society, where I'm a XII° A.°.A, Outer Yodeler of the Order, Schuhplattler Superior. But don't tell anyone. Fjord's just there to distract.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUSpHF4Xmw&feature=related#t=2m34s

Thong Lederhosen! There's nothing pervy about it. It's a local tradition. :P

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

52. Miguel de Icaza

Creator of the GNOME desktop environment for Linux: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GNOME#History

[EOTE]

53. He looks like a Thimblefunk to me. NT

[bermudat]

56. Harlan

[marzipanni]

57. A-Gnome-alie

A hybrid of Amelie and her Gnome. :shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

61. Babe. An awesome name.

[Dr. Strange]

62. Two questions.

1. Babe? Just what good do you think a name like that'll do?
2. What the hell is going on in your sigline? Strawberry shake? Jeesh, you weirdo.

[Midlodemocrat]

63. Oh, don't make me bring out the Jeapordy Films, Series.

[Dr. Strange]

64. That's some real nice spelling there, "virgin."