I just got an email from "Dallas Consuelo"!

[Blue-Jay]

I understand that it's spam, but the name "Dallas Consuelo" is fucking awesome.

Were I inclined to change my name, I believe I'd change it to "Dallas Consuelo".

You might think that this is a random thread (you'd be correct), but I dare you to say the name "Dallas Consuelo" without smiling.

DALLAS CONSUELO!

[Canuckistanian]

1. My name is Dallas Consuelo. You killed my father. Now prepare to die.

Yes, that would be awesome.

[Blue-Jay]

2. hmmm.

[Ikonoklast]

3. Look, just send the money, smart guy, and no one gets hurt.

-Dallas Consuelo.

[Blue-Jay]

4. How do I know that you're the "true" Dallas Consuelo?

You must prove that you have an outrageous accent and an unending supply of Viagra-like pills.

[Ikonoklast]

5. Oh, no, I'm not falling for any of your tests.

I am absolutely who I say I am.

After all, who in their right mind would publicly state that their name was actually Dallas Consuelo, if it wasn't their real name?


I rest my case.

Just send the cashier's check already, and stop whining.

[jmowreader]

6. "Dallas Consuelo" is one step up from "Frito Pendejo"