Do you give a SHIT about what's going on with Tiger Woods?

[HopeHoops]

Poll question: Do you give a SHIT about what's going on with Tiger Woods?

[Bluzmann57]

1. He ain't sleepin' with my wife

So who cares? And if he does sleep with my wife, I'm a wealthy man. So again, who cares?

[HopeHoops]

2. LOL - Ted Rall did that them recently.

Mom comes in the door with a Nike tote bag full of money - "I just saved the house". On the TV behind Dad and kid, "Tiger Does Mom".

[Deja Q]

3. Who?

:D

[kayakjohnny]

4. Well if I happen to be having an excretional episode while I'm hearing something on tv or radio

about Mr. Wood's current dilemma, then yes technically I suppose one could deduce an assumption relatively similar to the one suggested in your opening piece. Your curious and oddly worded query. Your 'OP' as many are want to call them.

[Initech]

5. There's not a unit of measurement created to describe how little I give a fuck.

[begin_within]

6. It's like we're forced to care about it.

Just like we were forced to care about John & Kate, Octomom and so on...

[AngryAmish]

7. I love the story

I'm a golf geek, tho

[gratuitous]

8. Wait, where's "Yes, oh yes, with every fiber of my being, GOD, yes!"

Not that I'd choose that, but . . .

[Swede]

9. You too can nail one of Tiger's women for $600.

http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/12/you-can-nail-one-of-tigers-whores-for-600/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wwtdd%2Fatom+%28What+Would+Tyler+Durden+Do%3F%29

[ThomCat]

10. I have missed all of it.

I see from tread titles that he's in the news and everyone is talking about him, but I haven't looked yet to see what it is all about. I don't play or watch golf so I don't really care what Tiger Woods is up to. :shrug:

Not having a TV helps. I get to avoid the 24/7 celebrity obsessions.

[Iggo]

11. Only if it jumps out from my TV at me.

I don't go looking for it, and if it quit today, I'd never notice.

[Lionel Mandrake]

12. Tiger who?

[jobycom]

13. The number of views will tell more than the poll results.

Some of y'all are lyin'. :rofl:

[LostInAnomie]

14. I'll be interested when his numerous mistresses...

... grasping desperately to extend their 15 minutes of fame and clutching for whatever money their fleeting notoriety can gain them, pose nude for all the world to see.