"Happy holidays, bitches!" (Crafty...the music video)

[Heidi]

:rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZlqkrg8lQQ&feature=player_embedded#

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear Heidi!

Omigod!

Tell me......are YOU crafty?:scared:

:hug:

[Heidi]

2. I am decidedly UNcrafty.

My lack of fine motor skills makes me dangerous with an X-actor knife, but I think that video is an absolute HOOT! :rofl: :spray:

"I'll cut you." <--- Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[fizzgig]

3. can you actually make an iron-on tshirt on a george foreman?

:rofl:

that's awesome

[Heidi]

4. Yep, I bet you could, if you were really

CRAFTY! :rofl:

Mornin', sweets! :hug:

:loveya:

[fizzgig]

22. then count me out

i'm about the least crafty person i know :rofl:

:loveya:

[Bunny]

5. That's hilarious!

I love Jose's doily. :rofl: Morning, Heidi! :hi:

[Heidi]

6. Mornin', dah-ling!

I think you and I have a mutual friend who also will find this video amusing! :rofl:

:hug:

[Bunny]

7. Ha! I'm quite sure you're right!

:pals:

[Callalily]

8. LOL! I do not have a crafty bone

in my body, but I'm going to send this to all of my "stamping" friends!

Thanks for the laugh.

[Heidi]

9. Mornin', gf!

Research for an illustration project I'm working on led me to that link. It MADE my morning! :rofl:

Good morning! :hug:

[sazemisery]

10. You crafty wench! Happy Holidays.

:hi:

[Heidi]

11. Hahahahahahaha! I'm wenchy,

but crafty I'm not. :rofl:

Mornin', homegirl! :hug:

[KG]

12. Chuggo got nothin' on J Krafty.

word!

[Heidi]

15. You got that right, KG! PLUS, J Krafty has some marketable skills.

The same cannot be said for Chuggo. :rofl:

[txwhitedove]

13. Good morning, Heidi. Great video, had to send it to some of my crafty gang!

:-)

[Heidi]

14. Mornin', txwhitedove!

Hope your crafty homegirls enjoy it as much as I did! :hi:

[Heidi]

16. The lyrics. (Oh, dear!)

:rofl:

Crafty

words and music by Joe Kowan, ©2009

I’m Crafty,
I got a scrapbook, and a glue stick, and a rug hook.
I got mad skills what you think about that
I’ll rotary cut you on my self healing mat.

I’m Crafty, I do what I like.
Got a deckle edge scissors and a lot of press type.
I use white glue to attach construction paper.
You know I got the moves like Dorothy Draper, I’m crafty.

I’m so crafty.
I’m so crafty.
I’m so crafty.

Why you be hating, on all my sponge painting.
And the crazy cool borders I’m creating.
Don’t give me crap, cause I ain’t havin’ it.
I’ll rock a crackle finish on my cabinet.

Crafty,
I knit on the subway,
I like to embroider and macramé.
And on a good day, I’ll stop and crochet.
Made a fresh doily for my friend José

Crafty.

I’m so crafty.
I’m so crafty.
I’m so crafty.

My name is Joe K. I’m the Craft Aggressor™,
Just look at what I make with a tongue depressor
or a lanyard, my box stitch is standard
always got an X-acto knife in my hand, word.

Chillin’ with my hot glue gun and ya know
when I pull the trigger, like my rhyme it flows,
I’ll hot glue a ribbon to a wreath or a basket,
glue a silk flower to my dead homie’s casket

now I’m going plug-free double G, cordless
got a second job, so I can afford this,
’cause my crafting is heartfealt.
And I’ll go crazy on your ass with hot melt.

I got me a can of spray glue,
and you know I use that stuff almost every day too,
And a special brush to apply gold leaf
put that junk in my mouth for some handmade gold teeth.

I like floral wire
my tape’s double sided
a tri-color ink pad
makes me the mac dad
bottle of glitter,
a magnetic sheet
I’ll be making memories up and down the street.

It’s around Christmas time the beginning of December
I be crafting handmade cards that you’ll remember
start with some paper, and a sharp pencil.
Then I go crazy airbrush with a stencil.
Hit it with a rubber stamp once, no twice
then drop the glitter to make it look real nice
glue on some ribbon, embroider some stiches
signed, “from Joe, happy holidays bitches”

I’m crafty.

I’m so crafty.
I’m so crafty.
I’m so crafty.

I work with Fimo, it came to me in a dream yo,
I made a pattern and I rolled it up like cookie dough
then I sliced it into pieces 2 dozen,
baked it at 350 in my toaster oven

I’m crafty,
you know I’m PC
But I’m not PG
I’ll rubber stamp thee.
Cut out a picture of a scene from the Bahamas
bust into your house and I decoupaged your mama
I’m crafty.

I’m so crafty.
I’m so crafty.
I’m so crafty.

I use white glue to attach construction paper.
You know I got the moves like Dorothy Draper.

I’m good with my hands if you know what I mean,
embroidered my sweater and bedazzled my jeans.

Don’t give me crap, cause I ain’t havin’ it.
I’ll rock a crackle finish on my cabinet.

Some say I won’t but you know that I will
make an iron-on tee shirt in my George Forman Grill

I glued little gems onto my belt buckle
then quilted a cozy for my brass knuckles

But you know I’m a crafter, and not a fighter
I’ll freestyle a shrinky dink with my lighter

I’m crafty.

[Richardo]

17. "I’ll rotary cut you on my self healing mat"

:rofl:

High-larious. :pals: I'll have to watch the youtube at home though.


The lyrics are cracking me up. :hi: Heidi!

[Heidi]

18. Mornin', sunshine!

The video is even funnier than the lyrics. Here are some still shots to hold you over until you get home! :rofl:

http://www.craftygangsta.com/press/

[Richardo]

19. "crafta"

This guy is fully immersed - so funny. :rofl:

[Heidi]

20. Don't diss J Krafty!!!!

He'll cut you and up serve you to his crafty souljas! :rofl:

[Heidi]

21. Crafty kick!

:kick:

[Heidi]

23. Kick for the craftas who didn't see this yestadee.

March on, crafty souljas! :kick:

[enigmatic]

24. classic!

:loveya: