A friend just gave me a hogshead of hardtack and a rundlet of saltfiskur.

[Rabrrrrrr]

Gonna be a good day!!

[blueamy66]

1. YeeHaw!

I'm excited for you!

Um, what is hardtack and saltfiskur?

:)

[Chan790]

9. rotproof bread the consistency of roofing shingles and dried salt-packed cod.

Think of it as a giant saltine that will break your teeth if you try to chew it rather than letting it dissolve to mush.


Aka. Bacalao, as it's known in the Caribbean.

[Rosie1223]

2. Sounds like you're set for the winter!

lucky you.

[trof]

3. WASSAIL!

:-)

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. I am a man of temperance, good sir! Do not insinuate that I partake of the pollution of the body

with the Devil's drink!

[Bombero1956]

5. lucky you

All I got was a mutchkin of mead. I was hoping for a butt of ale.

[Dr. Strange]

11. Nice post, Landru.

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12. klaatu barada nikto, Hitler.

[mikeytherat]

6. "The metric system is a tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead,

and that's the way I likes it!" - Grandpa Simpson

mikey_the_rat

[pokerfan]

10. The Google calculator amuses me...

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13. The first time I saw that episode, I thought "Jesus, that's some shitty mileage"

I don't think even the oldest, least efficient of cars EVER got mileage that poor.

[Arugula Latte]

7. I got a sheepsgut of haggis, I did.

[Demoiselle]

8. That's a lot of codfish, Sir. Do you intend to eat it or use it for bait?

If Saltfiskur is anything like lutefisk, I suggest the latter.
As for the hardtack, be sure to tap it on the table before ingesting, to give the weevils a chance to escape.

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. No, as far as I know, lutefisk is the only thing like lutefisk. Saltfiskur is just salt cod.

It's the Icelandic word for it.

I do not use it for bait - it makes a fantastic colonic and also nasal cleanser.

[tigereye]

15. ah, there's an image filled with delight!

:rofl: gotta hand it to you! Happy Holidays, btw. :hhi:

[AlienGirl]

16. You're gonna be mighty thirsty after that! nt

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. Ain't that the truth?!

:rofl:

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