I want to write a self-congratulatory post at 2:34 in the morning about how great I am.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Unfortunately, it's a little too late for that for most of you people. However, for those of you who currently reside in Vietnam, here goes:

I am so awesome. I'm smart, I'm good looking, women want me, men want to be me. I've calculated Pi to 8,531 digits. I was the inspiration for Carly Simon's song, "You're so vain", and I'm damn proud about how vain I am. I was on President Obama's short list for Secretary of Agriculture. I'm the only person who's ever been allowed to divide by zero. 15 different countries in this world have gone to war over the right to curry favor with me. I've made the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.

Bottom line is that I am so great and wonderful, and everything that I say must be given the utmost importance and proper weight. Don't you all agree?

[Dr. Strange]

1. Your post is too long.

Post some boobs and I'll consider reading more of it.

[TZ]

2. lol!

How about a picture of David Duchovney?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. Oh, gee, thanks for the unrec. That just made my evening. nt

[Rosie1223]

4. Why, yes, I did unrec your post, as a matter of fact. Because you damn well deserve it

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. Thanks. It just got at least 2 unrecs...guess some think I'm just not that important.

Freepers.

[TZ]

6. Speaking of unrec...Check this out

Its from The Moderators concert saturday night in DC...Thats why a certain poster hasn't been around much...Busy getting ready for this..And it was very good
(seems like you are in a bad mood, thought you'd like to see this!) :hug:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

7. Wow, that's quite a mancannon.

I mean, he's no Billy Corgan or Danny Elfman, but still.....

[Call Me Wesley]

8. "I've made the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs."

And you shoot first, do you? There's some help for that, just read your email inbox.



:hide:

[arcadian]

9. I'm pretty sure Pi had been calculated to 8,531 digits

before you came along.

[Dr. Strange]

10. Not in crayon.

[cloudbase]

11. I'm so great I don't have to brag. n/t

[Capn Sunshine]

12. Thanks for not inviting me to Nova Scotia

to see the total eclipse of the sun, loser