Oral's going to be suprised by just how small the eye of that needle is.

[SanddancerUSA]

I almost wish there was a heaven on occassions like this.

[racaulk]

1. Ummm...what?

:shrug:


On edit: Nevermind, I just found out:

http://www.news-leader.com/article/20091215/BREAKING01/91215038/Evangelist-Oral-Roberts-dies-at-age-91

Good riddance. :hi:

[arcadian]

2. They should bury him with his wealth.

To demonstrate the disparity.

[PeaceNikki]

3. Best headline nominee: "Jesus prepares to receive Oral."

:rofl:

[racaulk]

4. !

:spray:

That's so wrong!!! :rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

5. If lovin' that headline is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. Yay!!! Someone died!!! Yay!!!

Yay!!!!

[kentauros]

7. I thought he was dead already?

I mean really! I thought he had died some years back. Who am I thinking of?

[Brother Buzz]

8. Jerry Falwell croaked in 2007

[PeaceNikki]

9. Jerry Falwell?

:shrug:

[kentauros]

10. No, this was earlier than that.

Maybe I'm thinking of Oral's resignation/retirement, likely reported so breathlessly that it made you simply think he was dead :P

[PeaceNikki]

11. His wife died in 2005

[kentauros]

13. Maybe that's what I'm thinking of,

although I was sure he had left this world like a decade ago...

[TK421]

12. An exchange at the heavenly gates....

St.Peter: And what have you accomplished in your lifetime?

Oral: Well...I spread the word of the Lord our God, and convinced naive people that it was okay to hate others that didn't subscribe to the written word...

St.Peter: ( tapping his finger )

Oral: Oh...I also made quite a living off of these buffoons because of their naive belief in heaven above and fed off of their fears of divine punishment if they didn't follow these moral precepts given by our God...

St.Peter: .........................

Oral: Why are you smiling?

St.Peter: SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Quantess]

14. Who names their kid "Oral"?

Or did people not commonly do oral 91 years ago?

[PeaceNikki]

15. Someone who wants their kid to go on and on and on and on like this (NSFW)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61_rPgitFmc&feature=player_embedded

“The vagina. Only one organ made can bring forth life. It’s the male organ. It’s not, in lesbianism, for the tongue of a female goes into the vagina of another female. It’s not in the male, where the male organ goes into the part of the body where the… the waste matter comes out of the body as poison, and he penetrates that part of the body in homosexuality. It’s not to be put in the mouth of the man, or the mouth of the man or the woman…. It is the male organ, penetrating the vagina of the woman, the male and the female.”

[Quantess]

16. I know for sure that I don't want to see that.

I don't want it corrupting my mind.

[PeaceNikki]

18. Understood. It definitely makes one want to be celibate.

Forever.

[hippywife]

17. I wouldn't post a youtube link.

Why give him any more air time?

[PeaceNikki]

19. It's a TYT link.

[madamesilverspurs]

20. Well, he left us that statue

of what he said were his "very hands". Remember back in the '80s when he said God would kill him if people didn't send him money?

Seems to me that these preachers who build their own universities, ostensibly dedicated to the God they preach, would slip that God's name in there somewhere. "Oral Roberts University" just doesn't suggest theology for some reason. Then there's good old "Bob Jones University". BJU. Yep, I'd look at that and wonder what they were teaching.


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