Christmas party horror stories

[Crazy Dave]

Don't you just love this time of year where somebody at the office or friend's Christmas party gets drunk and shows their ass?

Nothing too bad I've done but I have seen some pretty bad stuff.

One year I drank a little too much and got a little loud but didn't get in any arguments or call my boss an asshole. Another time I was dancing most of the night with a co-worker whose husband did not like to dance and after she got drunk she was dirty dancing and rubbing herself all over me. He was getting pissed watching us but nothing got ugly.

[HopeHoops]

1. We had a "computer tech" who was useless at best, more often harmful.

For example, he once switched the entire office onto a 10 Mbps hub from the normal 100 Mbps hub. When people complained, he pretended to be clueless at first but finally fessed up to it with the excuse, "I didn't think anyone would notice."

Anyway, I was sitting at a table with a work buddy and his wife and we had already been well into the drinks by the time the "tech" showed up. His wife was in a red mini-dress with white "Santa" fur trim around all of the edges. My buddy's wife shouted out, "She looks like a FUCKING WHORE!" This resulted in a great deal of laughter.

On an earlier occasion, at another company, my office mate and I were the last two left after the party. He slipped into one of the VP's office's and retrieved a bottle of Chivas. It was his uncle or some similar relation so he figured he could take the heat. We polished it off. Now this may come as a shock, but alcohol makes you do weird things. The conference room table was about 20' long (maybe more) and a good six feet wide at the center. It was a real challenge, but we managed to tip it onto its side and then with great effort flip it upside down. The force threw both of us to the other side of the room. We weren't feeling any pain at the time, but the next two weeks weren't much fun. Apparently management wasn't all that happy with our deed but nobody ever found out who had done it.