Texts From Last Night (from Stephanie Miller's show this morning)

[Kerrytravelers]

http://textsfromlastnight.com/

Apparently, if someone sends you a great text, you can send it to this website. :rofl: I don't necessarily condone every text on that site, but some are hysterical!

You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week

Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination

Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.

Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?

I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.

I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.

She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.

[Patiod]

1. I am WAY too old to have the TFLN app on by BB

But it's more interesting to read in a boring meeting than a long email about changes to the latest report.