Morbid, morbid, morbid: The Death Clock

[Bossy Monkey]

http://www.deathclock.com/
Tell 'em your date of birth, height, weight, smoker status; they'll tell you how long you have to live. They say I have 43 years left to run, but I'm not worried. Like Stephen Wright, I know how long I'm going to live 'cause my birth certificate came with an expiration date.

[Loonman]

1. Monday, 2063

March something or another.

At least I'll get the weekend in.

[LynneSin]

2. I'm going to live to be 99 years old?

geez!

[Mr. McD]

3. Friday, June 3, 2044

Not bad, I will be 95.

[madmax]

4. Oh, I'm in big trouble

I died on December 28, l999 and I don't even know it, yet!

:evilgrin:

[Bossy Monkey]

9. I see dead people!

Hate it when that happens

[ForrestGump]

5. Monday, June 6, 2061

They're wrong, though - I'm going to keep on way past that, if only to spite the bastards. Going for 130 years of quality life....

[Birthmark]

6. I hate to say it...

...but according to the death clock I died last November. My wife and children will be devastated! However, I'm sure that they and all of my friends will admire my ability to keep functioning in spite of my condition.

[LynneSin]

7. They'll be upset, until they get the life insurance

then they won't mind much

:eyes:

[Birthmark]

12. Wise man say...

"People who act like Birthmark should never purchase life insurance." Truly words of wisdom.

[MisterP]

17. ZOMBIES!

they're everywhere
:o

[northzax]

8. Wednesday, February 1, 2040

Damn, won't even get to see the fucking groundhog one last time.

of course, I put in my grandfather, and he's apparently been dead since 1989.

course if I give into my sadistic tendencies, I'm dead by the end of the first Dean Administration, in 2007.

[WilliamPitt]

10. Shit, I died yesterday

:)

Saturday, April 24, 2055.

[Braden]

11. July 2 2057

If I die on schedule I can have my funeral on my birthday. how F****** cool is that?

[madmax]

13. Anyone know the *'s vitals

We could plan a celebration :evilgrin:

[northzax]

19. Thursday, April 16, 2020

unless you buy the fact that he's a sadist, which means he died in 1983.

[WilliamPitt]

20. LOL

:)

[leftist_rebel1569]

14. DAMMIT!

I'm gonna live to be 99 years old and 11 months! I die one month before my 100th birthday...

[StaggerLee]

15. Monday, September 30, 2041

That's fine- I'd probably call in sick that day anyway.

[THUNDER HANDS]

16. wow

Wednesday, July 30, 2064

Well, on Tuesday, July 29, 2064 I know one Long Islander who's gonna be calling in sick to work!

WHOOO HOOOO - a day off!!!

:bounce:

[MisterP]

18. Sept 7, '72

[GOPisEvil]

21. That's interesting, except it uses BMI.

BMI is a crock of shit. It says that I am obese. Far from it. I am actually quite muscular, something BMI does not take into consideration.

Other than that, it's interesting.

[ForrestGump]

23. Yeah, BMI sucks

I mean, any index that says a 6'5" large-framed male should weigh 182 lbs is nuts. I'd be dead at that weight. I used to weigh exactly that in my early 20s, but I've since put on a fair bit of muscle mass (as well as, admittedly, a smidgin or two of That Other Stuff). In my early 20s I was, thighs aside, basically lanky. Those BMI bozos are trying to give me a complex, dammit.

On the bright side, adjusting the BMI to more realistic levels might give me the extra 40 years I'm expecting.

[supernova]

22. Monday, November 12, 2063

Wow! According to this, I'll be 101 years old. B-)